Adi
@Brewkenstein
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Food technologist. Brewer. Content strategist. I am that guy who makes those Marathi Kaka videos. We have no branches.
Joined May 2009
I am going on a real real date this weekend. Butterflies also, excited also.
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And that is why you have a finals at a stadium like Wankhede. The crowd has gone silent. If this was Wankhede, the stadium would have been charged and loud and intimidating to the opponent. This is zero home advantage.
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Did she just say "to know you are beautiful and you need to stop comparing yourself with others" in a beauty pageant where you find one beautiful winner by literally *checks notes* comparing yourselves with others?.
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Pakistan General: "And where are you from, Commander?". Wng Cmdr Abhinandan: "I don't think I am supposed to tell you that, Sir.". Modiji:.
Everybody should be proud that Wing Commander Abhinandan is from Tamil Nadu: PM Modi speaking at a rally in Kanyakumari.
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Whoever is the production assistant on these photo shoots really needs to know that in no part of the world would you find bags so aesthetically and symmetrically placed especially on a “fully booked” train.
Taking a ride on #VandeBharat from Kochi to Thiruvanathapuram. Vande Bharat was introduced by @PMOIndia @narendramodi in September 2022. It is after a year that I have the opportunity to travel in one of them. Being popular, the train runs fully booked. Well done @RailMinIndia
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"70 year old man is made to worry about 130 cr citizen" . Then retire na?.
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Very few people know but Sudha actually met Narayan on a dating app called Humble.
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SHOCKING! WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY?.
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Everyone in Pune knows what’s the ACTUAL reason why the concert was shut down by cops at 10pm when most places (who pay on time.) have known to play music into the night till 1 am.
The Pune police intervened in A.R Rehman’s live show in Pune, stopping the concert as it was past 10 p.m. @arrahman.@PuneCityPolice #concert #stopped
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What he said: “I am from Nashik, a small town, that is why I am single.” . What he meant: Every girl in Nashik knows my red flags.
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Uodate: So we decided to increase the engagement on this thread.
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Oh yes I don't have money to pay for Spotify premium but maybe I'll just buy the Audi A6 because I heard about it on an ad on Spotify.
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Replace Kanye by Bulleya and you have that atrocious Ranbir Kapoor song.
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Adding kasoori methi to any gravy improves it's taste by 927% and it's science and I won't be taking any questions comments or statements on this at the moment thank you.
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"move out of the country" .Yea very easy. I'll forget my parents. My career. Let alone the fact that my passport is weak. My entire life re-building process and will listen to your super privileged ass. Because moving to another country is as easy as vacation in Maldives na?.
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A cigarette tapri guy is the only guy in the world who has the tables of numbers 17 by heart.
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The more I go to pubs the more I realise that that overloaded cheese on food is what some people deserve as food. Sitting at a pub this man asked the serving staff rudely, “yeh itna thanda kyu hai? Aap garam karke laav ye. itna thanda kaun khata hai?”. Dish in question? .Sushi.
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Ok be honest, how many of y'all mid thread thought Rekha and Shobha started dating?.
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This pic is so so so weird.
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Fuckers earn millions still dress like third year engineering students.
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Desi people,. Pronunciation not pronounciation. Confiscate not confisticate. Egoistic not egotistic. Consent not "Arrey hassi toh phassi".
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YES I WANT TO WATCH DUMB MOVIES WITH HER, MAKE FOOD WITH HER, TRAVEL WITH HER AND ALSO SPEND LAZY SUNDAYS ON THE COUCH WITH HER, ADOPT 97 DOGS AND GROW OLD WITH HER. SEX IS JUST A FUCKIN BRILLIANT BONUS.
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When I told my very Goan dad about this girl (who is now my fiance) for the first time.
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Lol typical twitter people jumping to conclusions who have never seen coke in their lives calling this coke. Are y'all stupid? Coke doesn't look like this. Coke is a black color liquid this is clearly white. Ugh.
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*Year 2050*.*Filmfare awards*. "The lifetime achievement award goes to Hritik Roshan". *Camera pans to Kangna sitting in the audience*.
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Instead of their mediocre milkshake why dont Keventers sell customers money plants in their fancy bottle directly.
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"Section 144 in Mumbai, no more than 4 people can gather in one spot ". Mumbaikars: Bhai, mere 1 bhk ghar mein hi mere 7 roommates hai. Chill le thoda.
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Indian Sleeper Bus a place where you can sleep uncomfortably and hear 7 movies simultaneously because Indian uncles don't know that headphones have been invented.
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So now I'll have to be responsible and all, eh? Being a new home owner and all.
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“They say love is strong. Stronger than Hate” in India is clearly “SRK is stronger than hate.” .This is a statement and how.
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@Maheshpune1975 Not blaming the pitch. The home advantage is when the crowd plays like the 12th man. This crowd is just not in it.
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I see a lot of blame on these people and not on the corporates who are making them do this.
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Srk: "tu haan kar, ya naa kar, tu hai meri kiran.". Delhiite settled in bombay: excuse me its "*aap haan karo, ya naah karo *aap ho humari kiran" Ugh bombay people.
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Spent a bomb for my treatment in the hospital in cash which I didn't have and had to borrow from people. My insurance company has approved only 60% of the complete bill. My savings are getting wiped slowly. So if I am angry at rich people asking *me* to donate, I am allowed to.
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what i have realised would be the absolute best for my mental health is someone just giving me 2 crore rupees no questions asked.
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As a son who has seen his mother go through cancer and chemo rounds, as a grandson who saw his grandmother die from cancer, what stunt this idiot attention begging dimwit pulled wasn’t “awareness”. It was discounting the experience of cancer patients, past and present. Pathetic.
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Well actually, we’ve been saying it for a while.
Everybody and everybody's uncle now talking of issues they had with Human of Bombay. Ironically never before they stated any of this, but now of course is the time. It's telling no, everybody pouncing the moment someone goes down. Very village folk burning witches on stake.
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"Mumbai runs 24x7 perfectly fine" is the kind of romantification by the elite class to exploit the everyday labor of Mumbai making them believe "If Mumbai can do it why can't you?".Which leads to the disaster that is happening right now.
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Indian Idol Season One unfair result really made him an alcoholic.
Indians will consume 14 billion liters of Alcohol by 2026-end. India – World’s 3rd Largest Market for Alcoholic Beverages.
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SHAVED ICED DESSERT. AAICHA GAAAVAT HYA GORYANCHYA. BARFACHA GOLA AAHE. JUHU BEACH LA 12 MAHINE MILTO.
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I like it when a porn has a story. A background. A context. If I wanted to see something getting fucked for no reason, I'd just live life.
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Varun Dhawan, Son of David Dhawan and actor who was launched by Karan Johar thinks nepotism doesn't exist, guys.
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Also screw you @SonyLIV can’t wait for you to be bought by Ambani too. Cutting off feed the moment the players are celebrating.
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Update: History has been written. No man shall ever bow down to the girlfriend stealing their sweatshirts. On this day, I have changed the game forever. I HAVE STOLEN HER SWEATSHIRT.
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Marathi people don't speak Hindi, they speak in what their idea of Hindi is. Kallya kya tumko?.
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This bunty's sabun is slowest sabun recorded in history of mankind.
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I know we married for 7 months but Twitter is forcing me to make sure this one isn't actually a cake.
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As of 12pm, after 6 years of being with my current company, I have finally gathered the courage to put in my papers. Gathering my thoughts before I ask for job/help from the TL. This Food Technologist with 10 years of experience in customer service and BD is available for hire.
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They have really cut down the salaries of their Photoshop people haven't they?
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Good to know that Ants have better HR policies than most Indian companies.
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Do firangs really don't know the concept of repairing? ."ToSsEd OuT JaCkET BeCaUSe ThE ZiPpEr BrOkE".
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MY COUSINS CAN'T DO THIS BECAUSE WE HAVE AN INDIAN PASSPORT.
MY COUSINS BLINDFOLDED ME TO THE AIRPORT AND MADE ME SCRATCH A CARD TO REVEAL THAT THEYRE TAKING ME TO COPENHAGEN !!!
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Cool. Pay us by the hour then. And OT. And insurance. And transit allowance. And assured increment. And all of it in tune with the inflation.
‘Indians should work for 60 hours a week for next 2-3 yrs to revive economy’: Narayana Murthy.
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Northies calling a kiss "पुच्ची" will never stop being funny to my juvenile Marathi mind.
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Welcoming home our neighbour who did this thing called WIN AN OLYMPIC MEDAL. So so proud of this boy. Here’s to winning more accolades, Swapnil. 🥉❤️
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Literally didn't cringe and found it pretty awesome actually. Get off high horse, white woman.
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So we have started doing this activity, where we call the restaurant we want to order from and ask if they deliver directly. 9/10 times they do. 10/10 times they offer a discount. 900/10 times they thank you for asking because third party apps really be gut punching them.
Difference between food bill at actual restaurant (₹635 inc taxes) vs the exact same order on Zomato (₹795, delivery charges and taxes extra)
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Nobody: . Absolutely nobody:. Privileged english speaking metropolitan public who went to convent schools and had rich parents: oMg mArKs ArE NoT ImPOrTant, y'GuYs.
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So the original plan of introducing her to the parents during Diwali has finally happened. Happy Diwali, y'all.
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Update: Had to pick her up from the airport so to make sure she saw me in the crowd I made a name board.
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I, showing symptoms, haven't been able to get out of bed for 3 days= Negative. My wife, showed symptoms for 2 days, is all good now= Detected. How much ever y'all think y'all know about Covid, it's less. Don't be complacent. Be careful.
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Yesterday on occasion of Harry Potter's birthday, I hosted a "Harry Potter Quiz" at Irish House, Pune. At a venue which had a cover of 15 tables, 37 tables/ 200 people showed up. It was packed. But the best bit was the winner of one of the rounds was a 9 year old girl.
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A Chapati can be had with multiple veggies. That is why in Marathi it is called a Poly.
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Prime/Netflix: WE HAVE NEW CONTENT. ME: *sees notification*.*Opens Amazon Prime*.*Plays The Office*.*Closes prime after 20 episodes*.*Opens Netflix*.*Plays Brooklyn Nine Nine*.*Closes after 20 episodes*.*Opens Prime*.*Rinse*.*Repeat*.
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Kothrud koknastha girls when the boy she right swiped on tinder also turns out to be a koknastha.
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Mornings are my new favorite because she sends me a pic everyday after she gets ready.
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This girl is 86 today. She has partial dementia so we told her it's her 16th & she said "Hudd, I am old now." .Still loves chocolates tho
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As of today, we exchanged what we feel about each other and have decided we want to be girlfriend boyfriend for reals.
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There is this one moment that happens which you want to pause and live it and just be in it and soak it up. For me it happened today.
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Blessing the TL with some घरगुती अळू वडी. आम्ही पार्टी ऑर्डर्स घेत नाही.
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WAIT! what company is paying 50K for a fresher? I didn’t even earn that much in my last job. 🥺.
Why are fresher salaries so low? How is someone supposed to survive on it in a metro city? With 50k a month you'll barely have any savings. Not everyone can take money from their families!.
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Netflix should have a category "Can watch this on the TV in the living room".
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She said "Adi, can we take the longer route today?" when I was driving her back to her home last night.
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