What is a Jelly Roll and why is it suddenly in all of my music?

It's a weird fucking world when my health insurance is trying to sell me tickets to an Andrea Bocelli concert.

Dude on the interwebs called the Cybertruck a wankpanzer and now I'm ded

Remember that time Indiana Jones and a plane of Nazis travelled through time by flying into a sky butthole? Yeah, me too.

As if worrying about the faces I make wasn't enough...

Being a dad is complaining about never making it to the gym while spinning 20kgs of screaming toddler above your head because he's a helicopter

So, now that we've all collectively, and finally, agreed that Alan Ritchson is a dawg-damned gift to television, can we PLEASE get a second season of Blood Drive?

Hear me out... #FilmTwitter

Fatherhood is a son badgering you the entire morning to go for a swim, then waiting in your cozzie as the sun begins to set while he spends 30 minutes on the loo eating toothpaste and having poo.

It's #burger2beers time again at @TheEateryGrill Claremont. Still the best deal in town.

A new ocean is forming in Africa along a 35-mile crack that opened up in Ethiopia in 2005. The crack, which has been expanding ever since, is a result of three tectonic plates pulling away from each other. It’s thought that Africa’s new ocean will take at least 5 million to 10

Do you also enjoy unfolding the thin dosage and informational leaflets that come with your meds then working out the best way to refold them, or are you normal?

Once again enjoying my #burgertwobeers at @TheEateryGrill. Best damn special in Cape Town.

"Authors" throwing their toys on Reddit because Amazon banned their "books" for using AI is my new favourite thing.

Bananas laugh at man's hubris.

Everyone in the Star Wars universes is way too chill about lightsabers. Where I live, they clear the street and call the council if a telephone line comes down.

Clancy Jones? Quincy Brown? Quincy Jones? Clancy Brown? Two artists who could not be more dissimilar. Two artists you KNOW. I mean... you know. You know, right? Right...?

I watch an unhealthy amount of horror, but no villain has ever uttered a threat more badass than, "I will take your bones, still living, and turn them into a chair. I shall sit in it every morning. I shall call it my Screaming Chair." #LeChuck #MonkeyIsland2 #BossPirate

SECTRET DAD SOCIETY: Before acceptance, you must prove you are a true dad! ME: I ate an entire Doritos Party Pack behind the pantry door so wouldn't have to share SDS HANDING ME A BEER: Enter, friend! ME: This beer is warm SDS: Yeah, the fridge is full of stale cupcakes

Everyone with ADHD experiences it differently, and describing the personal nuances is hard. But not anymore! Because I just had to Google the meaning of a word in the book I'm reading! A book of which, coincidentally, I am the author! Yeah. It was a good word, though.