The Baked Potato
@BreezyDecker
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Tastefully strange. Living out life as a baked potato. sometimes I just roll with it, other times it feels like life is trying to fry me.
Jacksonville, IL
Joined February 2014
I dreamt that I cleaned my whole house last night and when I woke up I was so bummed. I don’t want to do this shit AGAIN man😩😭🤣🤣💀
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Okeedokee y’all. It’s time to dust this bad boy off and tell y’all something. There is a new Polio strain that was just found in Israel that is resistant to the current vaccine…… That is alarming 😬
Congratulations Anti-Vaxx supporters... A child now has a Polio strain, a once COMPLETELY ERADICATED disease in the US has now made a come back because of YOU. Let’s not mention measles made a come back as well. If you don’t see the issue it’s because you are the issue.
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Thought my car got stolen, almost called the police. Then realized I’m just a dumb bunny and was just parked very fist in the drive, I just couldn’t see it behind the other vehicles 😂😅
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Being a homeowner and what comes with it and how to go about purchasing should ABSOLUTELY be taught in school. There’s so much I have learned the hard way this past year, but am thankful for the learning opportunity. Things are getting better every day.
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People are fucking weird man. You’re mad someone is living their life doing what they love? Yea…you’s a weirdo.
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Oh man. The Good Dinosaur makes me cry. Every. Single. Time. 🥺😭 Why do all these kids movies gotta be so dang sad??
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Bro 😂😭😂 I thought I was sending random and annoying gifs to Joe…but it turns out I sent them to HIS FAMILY GROUP CHAT WITH HIS SISTER AND MOTHER. Sooo uh yea…I’m gonna go die in a hole now
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So just a random thought…but how terrifying would it be if dinosaurs…you know…didn’t completely die off and were still around terrorizing us today??? Anybody else?? No?? Mmk.
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Y’all. This house Joe and I bought just keeps surprising us. I found a CHERRY TREE in our back yard 😍🍒 So now I have a cherry tree, white mullberry tree, a walnut tree, and a Bradford pear tree!! Oh and my indoor pomelo!! I am so excited, you guys have no idea!!
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All I’m saying is that they better make more Barb & Star movies cause that shit was FUNNY. 😭🤣
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I brought all my plants inside the other day for the winter and I got them a grow light so they can be comfortable inside. They have been under the light for a day and the difference from yesterday to today has me shook. 🤩🌱
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I bought a monsters deliciosa and a verigated SOP and I CANNOT WAIT FOR THEM TO GET HERE 😭😭
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Joe got us bikes today and I am SO EXCITED FOR OUR BIKE RIDES. Tonight was so fun! 🤩 🚵♂️🚵♀️
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Tonight I was met with a wave and a "howdy" 🤣🤣🤣 So I waved back and went on tending to my plants 😆
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Well most of the time I'll turn from watering my plants and catch him just staring. And I don't pay him any mind usually, but tonight, my neighbor switched it up on me.
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This is rather frustrating because I hate clothes and since it's MY yard at MY house, I should be able to do what I want. Lol
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And it is pretty private. Except for my neighbors to the right of us. Their porch is so tall, that when you see them come out their door, it looks like they are walking on top of our fence. So when they stand on their porch, they can look down into our entire backyard.
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