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Gabrielle Rystedt

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Catholic mom of 8. Twin mom. Second-generation homeschooler. 🏡 🏫

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Gabrielle Rystedt
5 hours
When he's all like: "You are never setting foot in that thing again." 💅
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Gabrielle Rystedt
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Me, 2 days ago: "Wow! The Transit is getting up there in mileage. We might need to consider trading it in before rhe transmission dies on me while I'm on 75." My Transit, today: Transmission dies on 75.
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Gabrielle Rystedt
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Homeschooling is hard and easy because it's a part of life. There are some things you are really good at and and enjoy doing a lot. There are some things that you are really bad at or don't enjoy doing. I think the biggest conflicts come when these two things clash: your kid
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Gabrielle Rystedt
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The twins are 10 months old so naturally all of the other kids are starting to ask for another baby sibling.
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Gabrielle Rystedt
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I put inexpensive, functional chairs in my dining room.
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Chaos Is A Ladder
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What did you do to make the TL hate you?
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Me, 2 days ago: "Wow! The Transit is getting up there in mileage. We might need to consider trading it in before rhe transmission dies on me while I'm on 75." My Transit, today: Transmission dies on 75.
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Gabrielle Rystedt
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If you have a truck, put the kids to bed, bring out a futon mattress and every cozy blanket and pillow, order some food, grab a bottle of bubbly and the JBL. You can thank me later 😘
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Gabrielle Rystedt
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One time, I accidentally didn't prepare for a decade of baby-making and had 7 perfect pregnancies and 8 perfect babies. We even capped it off with a low-risk pregnancy and natural delivery for 38-week GA twins. Most of this is out of our control. Fertily is ✨️surrender✨️
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Mia K Hansen 🌿
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I spent 9+ months intentionally preparing my body for pregnancy (plus years prior of a nutrient-dense diet). I will not be ashamed or feel guilty for having a smooth pregnancy experience while others haven’t. I do not consider myself merely “lucky” as I do not consider all of the
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Gabrielle Rystedt
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My husband "retired" me at age 30. Going to an office every day would be a trillion times easier than homeschooling a 5th grader, two 3rd graders, and a 1st grader, while also keeping a 4yo, 2yo, and baby twins from dying/destroying the house. Monday morning meetings would be a
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Gabrielle Rystedt
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We don't send our kids to private school, including to our highly-rated parish school with Dominican sisters, and it's almost entirely because they use screens in the classroom.
@MrDanielBuck
Daniel Buck, “Youngest Old Man in Ed Reform”
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Do not, do not, do NOT Replace teacher-led instruction with devices and learning apps Please, I beg you
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Gabrielle Rystedt
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I am 40 weeks postpartum from having twins. I've had 8 babies in 10 years. I work out daily at home while kids crawl all over me. I take a bunch of supplements and multiple prescription medications to address extreme inflammation and imbalances from using my body to create and
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Nursekate
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I am 36 weeks postpartum. I have had 4 babies in 4 years. Don’t believe the lies that having kids destroys you.
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Gabrielle Rystedt
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Random woman in Costco: "Wow! TWINS!! Did you do the IVF?! Me: "Uh, nope! We got them the old-fashioned way."
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Gabrielle Rystedt
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Being gluten-free has almost entirely cleared up a chronic condition that I've been struggling with for years, but I'm mostly devastated that it worked because now I can't eat bread anymore. Why am I like this?
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Gabrielle Rystedt
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Making and destroying giant brioche dragons stuffed with apples and cranberries for Michaelmas. As one does.
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Gabrielle Rystedt
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I mean, there are some parts that are harder than others, but I love this man more every day and I would go to the end of the earth for him. (We made 8 babies in 10 years, for reference.)
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Clarine
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Anybody’s marriage not hard? Who is excited to see their spouse everyday and it feels light? Can we hear a lil something different? I’m into it.
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The White House
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This is the turning point. 🇺🇸
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Gabrielle Rystedt
20 days
I'm not phobic. You're just wrong, and I have no issue with calling it out. I am Charlie Kirk.
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John Pavlovitz
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"I am Charlie Kirk" means, "I am a racist, homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, anti-immigrant fascist who despises empathy." Thanks for letting us know.
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Gabrielle Rystedt
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Our house, when they kids ignore what I've asked them to do.
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Gabrielle Rystedt
28 days
Idk. Maybe moms just need to focus on their kids instead of going off to jobs every day and also not give them screens ever. And go to church together as a family, like, a lot. And get romantic as heck with their husbands, because one day they might be taken from us. That's all.
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Gabrielle Rystedt
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I have been advised to avoid gluten, so what's even the point of living anymore? (Obviously, this is a joke. 😜)
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