The rumours are true. I'm writing a novel titled "The Lovely Opus of Death". It'll make you laugh, cry, rejoice and maybe fart #NaNoWriMo

Mulder was chasing aliens. I’m just chasing a release date. #thedoorsofstone

Simba (June 3, 2015 - May 20, 2025) You loved to be carried when trails grew long, your wagging tail made our hearts strong. Now you’ve crossed to that distant shore— but we’ll hold your memory evermore.

Stormtroopers’ aim was never great.

“All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust.” - Peter Pan

Just turned 42 this week, and I thought it was appropriate to finally read "The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy." #42

It’s my dog’s birthday today. He’s only 9 years old but is upset he’s already covered in white hair.

My dog is exicited to see the sun eclipsed by a giant tennis ball 🎾 #Eclipse2024

Boy: Dad, can you tell me what an eclipse is? Dad: No sun.

My dog posing with the Easter Bunny shortly before sprinkling salt and butter on him and placing him in the oven. #happyeaster🐰

Finished #Zelda: Link’s Awakening. I saved the day once again and now accepting fan mail from grateful citizens. #HeroLife

My three year old just told me he wants to marry the iPad. I should probably cut down screen time before he proposes.

I’m busy writing my novel and I’m over 50,000 words. 51,301 words to be exact but who’s counting? Me. I’m counting. #amwriting

We don’t get much snow this week but my kids and I were able to produce this.

Have a Magical Christmas from my family to yours. 🎅 🪄 #Christmas2023

My son is learning dark magic 🪄 #harrypotter

Home Alone 3: Lost in Debt

Can the next Star Wars film focus on Ham Solo. I mustard-mit it’s a good idea! #starwars

The sorting hat thought he should be a pumpkin-puff! #harrypotter #WritingCommmunity

"If we don't end war, war will end us." - H. G. Wells

Just devoured ‘The Lies of Locke Lamora’ by @scottlynch78. It’s like Ocean’s Eleven in a medieval fantasy world, but with more swearing and less George Clooney. #BookRecommendation