For sale: baby shoes. Thought they'd fit me.

The Something About You. https://t.co/c6PeQxJZGG Happy Thanksgiving and Halloween.

The Something Else. https://t.co/DMaE1n35O7

The Something. By me. Narrated by @WhatchaMcCollum. https://t.co/OGALmx1KpT

https://t.co/5GCQnlPk0M

Featuring @polosmarcos and @pablo_escobosa and @hannahjonescool and @kelseyelkcub and @ferretslut69 and people who even aren’t on twitter good for them!

https://t.co/X7ldCYRwbg

This one's about pirates who live in a huge ship in a bottle and fine I'll say it, it's good!

Starring @Racheddar, @cringe_genius, @Kyle_McCormick, @dsshvartsman, @ferretslut69, @orzoelso, @kelseyelkcub, @portugi_bruja, and many, many more (me).

Step right up and hear an octopus playing two pianos at once

Oh man this one's a good one, based on Sixties Bad Idea Futurism where all the fantastical inventions were like a rotary phone on a hat or whatever, these idiots had no idea what stuff would be like.

AND @elilutsky and @WillStryker_Fun and @GregGoodness and honestly even some people who aren’t on twitter and good for them.

And man oh man the people in this one. @racheddar and @JordanWold1 and @magicalcagne and @thebiglissa and @kelseyelkcub and @orzoelso and @ElijahKatz

Here’s a link for whatever you wanna listen on I don’t even care, stop acting weird I don’t care. https://t.co/J0pgPMzTW4

Season two is FINALLY out. The cover is a metaphor for how much stuff is in it and how long it took and that there's furbies in it.

On the first day of my Conan internship, my boss introduced me to him and said "That's the real Conan." And I'll never forget what I said: "Okay?" Conan was nice or at least not mean. And they're not kidding: he's tall!! Thanks for everything Conan, I don't think this was you.

I cannot stress enough how much we didn't have to do this, or how good a job we did. For example, Hugh Jackman’s opening number is fully performable, and here’s the music it goes to: https://t.co/BPcg2f3MkY

And some more, there's a lot.

Here's some highlights.

My friends and I wrote a full length script for this year's Oscars ceremony as a joke. https://t.co/wBP207QdmZ

I disliked an episode of Weeds so much it became a song and honestly a really good one.