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When they said Milan were signing boney face I thought they meant this fella 🤔 #VictorBoniface

Advertise #CottonBuds @OneMinuteBriefs

Looks like Wynne Evans was preparing for this two years ago!

The theory that unlimited monkeys with unlimited typewriters and time could produce the complete works of Shakespeare has finally been disproven, after they gave three monkeys two weeks and all they came up with was this.

Has Thomas Tuchel got a sister who can come in and take over the Lionesses? #EngGer

This is what Space Karen Elon Musk has turned Twitter into. Any big account is swamped by blue tick AI. Little wonder that no serious company will advertise here.

Rather worried how they will define this word on Call My Bluff now 🤔😂 #callmybluff

How are there so many people saying they didn't know Leeds v Sheffield United was a derby? Don't people know basic geography anymore? I blame dinosaur Wilder.

I don't think I've ever cringed as much at a fighter as I have at Charlie Edwards - world's worst tattoos, powderpuff punches and every time he moves his arm he shrieks like Monica Seles. Completely embarrassing #EssombaEdwards

Yeah, thanks for that DHgate, what a generous offer!

I think Channel 4 just broke the world record for the highest number of ads in a break! Most of the countries have marched by now 😤 #C4Paralympics

I think I know why Leeds are signing Largie Ramazani now Rutter has left 😝 He's gonna be a great player! #lufc

Whenever, wherever he plays Shaqiri can always produce a banger! #ScoSwi

Is Ronaldo playing tonight? The BBC haven't mentioned it 🤔

Oh great, Sam Matterface has pulled out his 'facts about Munich' book now - and he's going to read every single one! #itvfootball

Sam Matterface, how can you 'put out a fire before it bursts into flames' 🤔 #gersco

Lava cake with an oozing centre when cut 🤔 Didn't that used to be called chocolate fondant? Probably had to change the name after Brexit. #Masterchef

Le Tissier and Fowler are playing better today than they did under Terry Venables in 96. Come on City! #MCIMUN