Queef Floyd
@BowlingShane
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trenchant tweets every time without fail fuiud
Joined October 2018
Scottie Scheffler: whatever I don't actually care like what's the point #TheOpenChampionship
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May or may not be pretending to be a Jesus freak with Christian TV channel turned right up to deter the undesirable prospective tenants my landlord is showing through the apartment above me
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Sometimes when I'm cold I like to think of one of those Japanese snow monkeys that have been shut out of the hot pools and I instantly feel warmer
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Really need CJ to reveal that she used Jesse's toothbrush to clean their hotel room toilet bowl #mafsnz
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Kind of no point in them talking about this now tbqh #mafsnz
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Nice simile, Mike, but I reckon it's more like a suitcase, you unpack it #mafsnz
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They're allowed to gossip, Mike, it's MAFS ffs, stop trying to shut it down and go on the attack because you got caught out #mafsnz
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Maddy's jewellery is giving huge white tarot hippy healer mystical earth mother vibes #mafsnz
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Nate and Piripi should start an Ex Husbands of Mumwifes therapy group #mafsnz
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Just waiting for Maddy's tightened little mouth to say "expermint" one more time #mafsnz
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I think it's safe to say that Kara did not flourish in her exquisite seminal flow #mafsnz
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Think he was hoping for a proper smooch there and unforch for him she's a public pecker #mafsnz
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Imagine Mike's beard in this wind #missedopportunity #mafsnz
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I know I would make a good husband, but I would make an even better fuckboi, and that's why I'm walking away from this marriage #mafsnz
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