Black Velma
@Bougie_Pee
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JD’s Headache • Your Fav Gemini • Wholesomely Misunderstood • Voice of the Hoes & Hoochies • Here to Cause Chaos • Thick Locs x Thick Thighs
Joined October 2009
Did the mama just put yam juice on the cornbread ? How she out nigga us ???.
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Y’all judge me for not knowing to play spades, I’m judging yall for not knowing how to swim
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“19 felonies, no convictions”.
Y’all: “Kevin cheated on his wife how can he be a comedian” . Meanwhile Katt Williams has a ton of assault charges
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We losing recipes and she discovering them lol that’s wild.
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Was yall ever on BlackPlanet ? Or that’s too deep in the trenches 😶🌫️.
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Him and him alone was the reason for this 🤣🤣🤣
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Can the men that be hunching pleasantly plump women check in real quick ?. I’m tryna get my fupa fondled and my belly button disrespected.
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@ArentYouFace_ Bc who woulda thought ??? Lmao we talk about the yam/Mac and cheese combo all day. She outdid us with that one lol.
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They tried to crucify me when I posted this. I like cucumbers 🤷🏾♀️
I posted this on my story and everyone is gagging 😂 Y'all don't eat whole cucumbers?!
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Tell em Cam !
Let that woman with locs and tattoos save you.
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You gotta DM and tell me “I won’t you” in addition to the like
Post a pic of yourself and whoever likes it wants you.
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3 - 10 seconds video of you? 👀🥹.
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Twitter still broke?. To the man in my DMs, all holes are open and could be yours 🥹.
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Ian seen a bih take a pic facing forward in 2 years.
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Ok but can we exchange burners ???. Let me see how much of a filthy heathen you are behind closed doors 😏.
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@bigbackwoodboss @Oglafamila Lmfao a nigga could never get me down that bad. Shawty made her shit private. Ima talk my shit.
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Fellas, did she send you a “hey handsome” text with an invisible attachment or do I gotta do it ??.
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Nah my shit was poking that day lol.
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An Amazon package
what are you shaped like??.
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if you have locs, what’s your favorite picture of them?.
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Shot my shot with a job last year that I had no experience in but it seemed interesting . I start next Monday ☺️
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The literal definition
define ‘wholesome’.
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I like sex, I love making love, but sometimes I just wanna get fucked, disrespectfully.
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I passed one of my qualifying exams tonight ! . I’m officially a radiographer trainee 🥳.
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It’s Wagon Wednesday. Treat a chocolate girl to lunch today to celebrate. Only if she got a wagon. And she gotta show proof 😌.
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Fellas, what drink make y’all feel slutty? Doing research ….
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Just got my hair done so I guess I’ll update the media section
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I know that thang be doing the hokie pokie in slacks so jeans might be your best bet sis.
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Nah bc they hurt fr
I FT my homeboy and he thought I had a boob job 😭😭. No my shits just swell up during that time of month 😩.
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Issa video
Let’s switch the topic, can we start a pretty lip thread……. twitpic your lips ladies and fellas…….
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I wanted to eat this nigga ass sooooo bad but I didn’t know if he was into that 🥺.
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I wanna play house with somebody son for like 18 months 😩 im lonely.
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Quote this with anything on your gallery 🦅.
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9. Quote with a random photo or video of yourself. 🤗.
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I just grew locs
How different do yall look from 2020 to now?.
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