Day 32: In Nashville, they say if you sing about it long enough, it’ll come true. I’ve been humming “live show announcement” for 32 days straight. @maxrushden @phlaimeaux this is on you now. #wdydy #initforlife

Day 31: I’ve seen marriages start and end faster than this wait. I’ve walked through airports, stadiums, deserts, and denial. @phlaimeaux @maxrushden announce the live show or I will simply continue, which helps no one #wdydy #initforlife #makeitstop

Day 30: @maxrushden @phlaimeaux Las Vegas. A town that proves impossible things happen every night. I’m just saying… odds are improving. #wdydy #initforlife

Day 29: @maxrushden @phlaimeaux Somewhere in a very loud stadium, surrounded by people dressed like extras from a Mad Max reboot. If this crowd can commit this hard every week, surely we can commit to a live show. #wdydy #initforlife

Day 28: @maxrushden @phlaimeaux four full weeks in. At this point I’m not campaigning so much as maintaining a tradition. It would feel wrong to stop now #wdydy #initforlife

“Day 27: @maxrushden @phlaimeaux LA update. Sun, palm trees, optimism everywhere. Even here, people are asking me about a Melbourne live show. Weird. #wdydy #initforlife

Day 26: @maxrushden @phlaimeaux that’s it. I’ve waited patiently, I’ve warned you, and now I’m taking this international. Borders mean nothing to this campaign, not sure what this means... #wdydy #initforlife

Day 25: @maxrushden @phlaimeaux a friendly heads-up: if there’s still no live show by tomorrow, I’ll be forced to escalate. I don’t know how yet, but it will be unnecessary and time-consuming. #wdydy #initforlife

Day 24: @maxrushden @phlaimeaux I genuinely don’t know how this became part of my daily routine, but here we are. Twenty-four days in. No live show. Many questions. #wdydy #initforlife

Day 23: @maxrushden @phlaimeaux we’re deep into the festive limbo now. Days have lost meaning, leftovers are eternal, and this campaign remains the only constant. #wdydy #initforlife

Day 22: @maxrushden @phlaimeaux Boxing Day in Melbourne. Leftovers everywhere, expectations low, campaign very much ongoing. Feels like a strong day to announce a live show. #wdydy #initforlife

Day 21: @maxrushden @phlaimeaux Christmas miracle update: I’ve been gifted a voucher for 2 tickets to a Melbourne live show, redeemable when you finally announce one. No pressure. Merry Christmas #wdydy #initforlife

Day 20: @maxrushden @phlaimeaux ’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Melbourne, not a creature was stirring… except me, refreshing Twitter, hoping for a live show announcement #wdydy #initforlife #MerryChristmas

Day 19: @maxrushden @phlaimeaux my sister’s asked what I want for Christmas. I’ve told her not to worry, as you two are clearly handling it. Please don’t let her down. #wdydy #initforlife

Day 18: @maxrushden @phlaimeaux I’m finalising my Christmas list. You can announce a live show now… or I continue tweeting straight through the festive period. Your move. #wdydy #initforlife

Day 17: @maxrushden @phlaimeaux Max now the Ashes are over as a contest, English pride is in a delicate state. I’m not saying a live show would fix it… but it wouldn’t hurt. #wdydy #initforlife #ashes

Day 16: @maxrushden @phlaimeaux your continued lack of a live-show announcement is making me think this might actually be a full national + regional tour. I’m scoping the Ballarat Showgrounds and can confirm they’re suitable. #wdydy #initforlife #nationaltour

“Day 15: @maxrushden @phlaimeaux David welcome, this will only increase my determination, especially in a post-Teddington world. There is a void. A live show is the only known cure. #wdydy #initforlife

Day 14: @maxrushden @phlaimeaux I’m at the @MCG doing some reconnaissance. Can confirm it’s just big enough for the live show, though you may want to pencil in a second date… just in case. #wdydy #initforlife

Day 13: @maxrushden @phlaimeaux the temperature’s rising in Melbourne and so is my commitment to this campaign. One of these things is inevitable. A live show could at least provide shade. #wdydy #initforlife #abouttolistentomidweekmadness