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☕ Art & Specialty Coffee On-Demand 🍌MBA #00027 📈Powered By $MVCO
Miami, Florida
Joined May 2022
Sunday: a day to mentally prepare for disappointing yourself tomorrow.
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Why drink Boring Brew? Because you’re awake and now there’s nothing else to do.
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Hot take: coffee doesn’t wake you up. It just makes being tired less annoying.
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Forget flowers — give Mom something that brews love. ☕💖.Our handcrafted coffee bags are the hug-in-a-cup she deserves this Mother’s Day. ✨ Order now and it’ll arrive just in time for Mom’s big day!.
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Nah, but seriously. Use code FOOLS to get a FREE ThankApe Coffee Bag with any other Coffee Bag order!.Deal ends 4/8!.LIMITED SUPPLY! GET YOURS WHILE YOU CAN! ☕️.#AprilFoolsDay
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So next time you're sipping your Boring Brew Coffee, Remember:. Your caffeine addiction?.Blame Kaldi and his crazy goats. 🐐🔥.Coffee changed the world… but it all started with a goat eating the wrong berries. RT to share this wild #coffee origin story! ☕👇. 🧵7/7.
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The monks realized this new drink helped them stay awake for long prayers. Word spread, and soon coffee made its way from Ethiopia to Yemen, the Middle East, and beyond. 🌍. By the 15th century, coffee was everywhere. But it all started with one curious goat. 🐐☕. 🧵6/7.
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As the berries roasted, the air filled with a rich, irresistible aroma. ☕😮. The monks pulled the beans from the fire, crushed them, and mixed them with water. And just like that, the first cup of coffee was born. All thanks to some hyper goats. 🐐💡. 🧵5/7.
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Kaldi rushed to a local monastery to tell the monks. Excited, one monk decided to try the berries himself… but he hated them. 🤢. So what did he do? He threw them into the fire. 🔥. …And that’s when something amazing happened. 🧵4/7.
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Kaldi was confused. What was in these berries that made his goats party like they were at a rave?🎉🐐. So, like any curious human… he ate them himself. Instantly, he felt energized, awake, and ready to herd goats for HOURS.☕🔥. 🧵3/7.
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Our story begins in 9th century Ethiopia. A goat herder named Kaldi noticed something weird about his goats. Normally, they were chill. But after eating some strange red berries, they started jumping, running, and acting wild! 🏃♂️🐐💨. 🧵2/7.
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How a Goat Discovered Coffee (Seriously) ☕🐐.The next time you're sipping your morning coffee, thank a goat. Because if it weren't for a curious herder in Ethiopia and his hyperactive goats, we might not have coffee at all. Here's the wild story… 👇. 🧵1/7.
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When I Wake up in the morning . first thing I want to see is Boring Breeew 🎶. Ape Coffee is all you need! ☕🍌
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