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Bookjie🇨🇦

@Bookjie

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Sarcesticist - About 40% of my tweets are satire, 40% are sarcasm and 20% are deadly serious. Another 30% are hyperbole.

Edmonton
Joined June 2011
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@Bookjie
Bookjie🇨🇦
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Jarry and Skinner both posting a 0.750 with 5 goals on 20 shots today. Seems about right.
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@Bookjie
Bookjie🇨🇦
2 days
Also, this F$%king team!
@Bookjie
Bookjie🇨🇦
2 days
This f%&king team!
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@Bookjie
Bookjie🇨🇦
2 days
This f%&king team!
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@Bookjie
Bookjie🇨🇦
2 days
The Oilers have been crazy dominant in the third. Too bad they didn’t show up for the first part of the game.
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@Bookjie
Bookjie🇨🇦
2 days
Poor Shazma. I bet her parents are all like “Shazma, you are such a disappointment to your father and I, your sister is a Doctor Professor Astronaut and here you are wasting your potential as an ER Doctor!”
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@Bookjie
Bookjie🇨🇦
3 days
Skinner, despite playing well, hasn’t played two games in a row in Pittsburgh. They are managing him well and are seemingly aware that when he takes the full load and isn’t challenged for a spot, he struggles.
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@mcdraoi
matt savoie's pr agent
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@oilygifs Two more goals until Ekholm becomes the second Oilers dman in 20 years to get a hat trick.... Watch out Bouch
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@Bookjie
Bookjie🇨🇦
5 days
This F@&king team!
@EdmontonJack
Jack Michaels
5 days
No Oiler d-man had a hat trick for 20 years entering Saturday—48 hours later, they’re the first team in NHL history to get hat tricks from a d-man in consecutive games.
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@Kasparov63
Garry Kasparov
8 days
Having lived through a similar, nationwide version of this in Trump's model, Putin's Russia, it’s not easy to fight against. And Trump and many of his gang have passed the point at which they feel they can afford to lose power, even in Congress. It’s a perilous moment.
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@Bookjie
Bookjie🇨🇦
7 days
I don’t mind pulling Ingram. They needed to do more of that when Skinner was here. Goalies improve with accountability and competition. I think Skinner did better when he was pulled or not played for an expected game due to poor play.
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@Bookjie
Bookjie🇨🇦
9 days
They could have protected Jarry somewhat by just starting Ingram for the 3rd. Tough game against his old team.
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@Bookjie
Bookjie🇨🇦
9 days
Oilers had a 4 on 1 and didn’t get a shot.
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@Bookjie
Bookjie🇨🇦
9 days
The Oilers defense tonight is putting on a show. Quite honestly amazing.
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@Bookjie
Bookjie🇨🇦
10 days
Skinners record on the Penguins is better than any stretch with the Oiler over the past few years. They have, however, only played him every second game. He always played better here when he was competing for the position and/or playing less.
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@Bookjie
Bookjie🇨🇦
13 days
We should trade Draisaitl- he’s clearly a drag on our offence. I kid, I kid. But I don’t mind him being away for a bit which forces the coach to play other players who then are forced to deliver.
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@Bookjie
Bookjie🇨🇦
19 days
Oilers Rusty early.
@TheCity0fChamps
Brandon
19 days
Jarry rusty early. Needs to settle in. #LetsGoOilers
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@Bookjie
Bookjie🇨🇦
19 days
The Oilers have too many good goalies.
@Sports1440
Sports 1440
20 days
Connor Ungar is killing it down in the AHL, is it possible the #LetsGoOilers give him a look? Presented by @FountainTire
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@Bookjie
Bookjie🇨🇦
19 days
I don’t understand why kicking it in isn’t allowed. It’s not particularly common or advantageous.
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@Bookjie
Bookjie🇨🇦
19 days
I vaguely remember the Oilers soliciting application for analytics people by asking people to “predict the score of the game tonight”. It was a dark decade of darkness.
@EdmontonOilers
Edmonton Oilers
20 days
Our Hockey Analytics & Technology team is growing! 📈 The #Oilers are recruiting for three roles (Senior Data Scientist, Hockey Data Engineer & Full Stack Developer) to help build leading-edge hockey insights. Visit https://t.co/dBXCcms7zG to view the job descriptions & apply!
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@Bookjie
Bookjie🇨🇦
19 days
I forgot all my math, but I can totally be the guy who “saw him good” and knows that “Stevie really liked him in his draft year”.
@EdmontonOilers
Edmonton Oilers
20 days
Our Hockey Analytics & Technology team is growing! 📈 The #Oilers are recruiting for three roles (Senior Data Scientist, Hockey Data Engineer & Full Stack Developer) to help build leading-edge hockey insights. Visit https://t.co/dBXCcms7zG to view the job descriptions & apply!
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