John Beisner
@BohnJeisner
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John not Jon.
New Orleans, LA
Joined April 2011
You could tell me this was a David Cross bit on Mr. Show from 1996 and I’d believe you. It’s uncanny.
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it’s been years since we’ve heard from Elon Musk, Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, Peter Mandelson, Tony Blair, Ehud Barak, Donald Trump, Reid Hoffman, Peter Thiel, Prince Andrew, Richard Branson, Larry Summers… now to take a big sip of coffee & see who’s coming to the @dealbook summit
The New York Times would like you to rest easy and know that the elite world outlined in the Epstein files doesn’t really exist anymore!
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Jason Aldean in Allentown, PA last night He couldn’t keep up with all the 🇺🇸 flags being thrown at him PA is the play
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Thanks for the bag of Paloma Jell-O shots, Kim & Andy…Phantasia rocks
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Nothing to say huh cornbread n oxtails?
Oklahoma City Thunder F Chet Holmgren, who grew up blocks away from where Alex Pretti was killed, actually gives a good answer when asked about it. “I don’t really have a full picture of everything… so I can’t really speak on what happened.”
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Hard to think of an actress who was as consistently funny or made a greater impression on both my childhood and adult life than Catherine O'Hara. Another great one gone. RIP.
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In 2012, an Icelandic television station (Channel 2) accidentally broadcast an episode of Teletubbies with Icelandic subtitles intended for The Sopranos.
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🚨Elon’s "Free Speech" is officially BUSTED.🚨 We finally have the receipts: as you are WELL aware, X has become a total right-wing propaganda machine. Now you can see the proof in real time. 👇 Challenge: After watching, get Grok to run an analysis on your handle. You are
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😭😭😭😭BOY DEFINITELY CRYIN BEHIND THAT MASK SHE FRIED HIS ASS UP💀💀💀 “YA KIDS DONT LIKE YOU AND YA WIFE IS FUCKIN ON YOU”😂😂😂😂
🔥🔥🔥The woman in the pink coat that courageously photographed Alex Pretti’s cold blooded murder. The woman in the polkadot dress who gave the finger to the ICE agents on Canal Street. And Sherlan. These random heroic acts will reclaim our democracy. Minneapolis will show us
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True legend. Sly & Robbie’s stuff is choice, plus the long list of production & drum work for the likes of: Dylan, Serge Gainsbourg, Herbie Hancock, Peter Tosh, Gregory Isaacs, Culture, the Stones, Grace Jones. To have worked on the coolest song ever [Pull up to the Bumper]! RIP
We at Trojan Records are deeply saddened by the passing of Lowell “Sly” Dunbar, one half of the legendary Sly & Robbie and one of the most influential drummers in reggae history. Thank you for all the amazing rhythms, Sly. Rest in Peace 🖤🥁
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American policies from an American government leading to American police unjustly killing American citizens. in America American media: “what are we, a bunch of Arabs?”
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A reminder that we have now totally, totally normalized the president of the United States repeatedly threatening the free press with lawsuits if they just write anything he doesn’t like. The First Amendment is disappearing before our eyes. ABC & CBS’s settlements paved the way.
When Ben Terris arrived at the Oval Office in December to talk to Donald Trump about his health, the president was standing next to a couple of men clutching pieces of paper labeled TALKING POINTS. “These are two doctors,” Trump told Terris. “And by the way, I don’t know them,
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A hateful, small existence filled with cognitive dissonance.
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This is who our government is calling a “monster” and a “domestic terrorist.” Lies travel fast when violence needs cover
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Just days ago, Reps. Jared Golden, Henry Cuellar, Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, Tom Suozzi, Don Davis, Laura Gillen and Vicente Gonzalez joined with Republicans and voted to give these animals even more funding.
New angle from @bringmethenews shows one agent repeatedly shooting while backing up. Again, roughly 10 shots.
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Instead of whipping votes against funding ICE, Hakeem Jeffries worked with Republicans on a symbolic opposition for his caucus — literally Controlled Opposition.
Department of Homeland Security spending bill just passed 220-207 with the support of the following Democrats: • Henry Cuellar • Tom Suozzi • Vicente Gonzalez • Laura Gilles • Marie Gluesenkamp Perez • Jared Golden • Don Davis
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A wonderful show: Friendship, Little Mazarn, Thomas Dollbaum — everyone was locked in
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