Bob Fella Fishie
@BobtheFella
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[Mayo Lady writes this for me...she says movie coming later?]
Bob is a telescope fish, who was living peacefully with his fishie family far beneath the surface.
One day Bob went exploring and there was this really yummy worm. So he ate it.
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I's been reported by Fella for posting corpse photo. If I disappear, it was nice knowing all.... I love all my good followers.
Bye, bye.
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I's share American holiday...time to celebrate and feast!
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My mayo bro,
@Harri_Est
, wants 100k followers by Christmas. Not understand why, but he wants, so I's want for him. We's need to do this for him!
RETWEET!
#OneTeamOneFight
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Breaking character:
Bob was created as a fun Fella - fun for me, fun for you. But he's taken a beating - called disgusting, called a vatnik troll, wished dead, and tonight wished to be a sandwich. I'd like to say this is rare, but it's becoming weekly.
Yes, some level of
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I's back. I's feel better...not know you likes me so much...
I's make special drink. Mayo lady says be careful. 100% real vatnik parts...me confsed.
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I's need giant freezer...too many vatniks for tummy...
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Want make special Chrissymas dinner for FuBalls and MayoLady. Need recipe ideas for two-headed chicken we "borrowed" from Russia. Probably need extra vodka?
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Sorry...we's been busy. Makes special surprise for Putin...
Oopsie, bridge falls down...lol!
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Sorry, I's been busy with FuBalls and
@Harri_Est
music video. I's got him to sing and dance...simple song...
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Let's party begin! Already sink'o de Mayo in parts of world!
@Harri_Est
come and share mayo? Other Fellas come?
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So Bob probably is taking this long weekend off to regroup. I do not take blocking a Fella lightly - I need space to restore myself.
When Bob comes back, joke with him, laugh at him, but don't treat him like a vatnik. He/I are not the enemy...
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There, I's help people who scared of me and think I creepy... me friendly fishie.
But maybe need eye holes so can see crispies and mayo... oopsie!
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Fishie got question...
@MeatCubie
and
#Gerasimov
look similar. Maybe same? Never see both in same photo.... 🤔
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What population of Russia? Why send 2nd rate vatniks? Fishie and FuBalls have dietary standards...
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Oopsie... lost some FuBalls on way back from Moscow. Found one in Crimea.
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Sorry's... not mean worry's people. I's felt sad so I's and FuBalls went on staycation in cave...with mayo.
I's back...not as sad.
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Busy day...crispies every where...Lyman, train, Kherson...glad FuBalls help...
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I's supposed to be sorry...not supposed to disagree with Fellas...but...I's need be honest...
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I's neep help...I went get crispies and these furries came out from tanks...and...they followed me. They had mayo too. Called me daddy...
They still follow me....
How's I make them go away?
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Accepted.
No eaty me!
No eaty FuBalls!
No eaty Ukraine supporters!
Folk. I made a dumb joke at
@BobtheFella
expense.
He's been away awhile - I wouldn't want to be the cause of him staying away again.
From me to Bob, huge apologies.
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I's like. Come ready for crispying and not cut up. Ready for recipe in short time.
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I's not know what to say... you all care about little bio-fishie...in nice way...<happy tears>
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We's working hardly. Pressies wrapped. Crispies roasting. FuBalls not eating washing machine wires, I's hope. And Fred being normal 2-headed chicken.
Come when you lonely or want fun or hungry. We have mayo and pressies!
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Dear
@Unilever
,
While we's discussed me being spokesfishie for
@Hellmanns
, i's withdraw my application. You's still sell in genocidal Russia. I's not help you!
Bob
PS - I's make my own brand of Mayo. Ask MayoBro
@Harri_Est
to be spokesman. We's sell more! Give to Ukraine!
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Family cant be on land - not like I's can... so... they founds old tanks... we's coming to help...
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As requested...
@Harri_Est
and I's do song and dance... I's in NYC waiting flight to [redacted] and he's in [redacted with bombs], so did it by video conference.
Hope you's likes!
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I's neither confirm nor deny...
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Someone's suggest balaclava and sunglasses. Okay, fishie try it...but now wo is fishie and who is
@Harri_Est
? Not easy to tell.
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Raise a mayo jar to this hero!
🇷🇺 State Investigative Committee has charged 70 members of the
@georgian_legion
, including its head
@Mamulashvili_M
guilty in absentia for participating in hostilities on the side of 🇺🇦
Mamulashvili founded 🇬🇪 Legion in 🇺🇦 in 2014
At the age of 14, Mamulashvili fought alongside
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I's know...OpSec, news blackout...but commander approved...
I's on mission to help Ukrainians cross river. I's so proud my fishie family provide escort. They remind me's why we fight for Ukraine!
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Happy Moskva Day!
My's family like thank Ruskies for new home with munchies. Sadly, fishie family need more room and munchies. Please, sink another ship and help a fishie family!
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We has vatnick cubes for Chrissymas dinner. All welcome!
FuBalls talk to 2-headed chicken. Both heads nice. Didn't like Russian biolabs. Wants to run round on ground like normal chicken.
So FuBalls have new friend. Ukraine has new supporter. Meet Fred. Likes crispies!
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I's alive, not in Tweetmo. Just busy, tired, try cheering MayoLady up. I missed you...
And may be missing a FuBall or 5... Anyone see them?
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Fishie helps MayoBro
@Harri_Est
to help Ukraine make crispies to help fishie. Big circle of help!
You help too!
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As a footnote, Bob moved his family into the Moskva and will gladly arrange scuba tours if you want.
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I's got that done... I's had to talk to
@UN
about mayo shortage. First Russian dude talked long boring speech, lots lies. Left sweaty hand prints on podium....yuck....
Took bodyguards to guard mayo. Not trust Russians....
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I's wanted other song, but mister "I can't dance"
@Harri_Est
made me pick this one.
We do it better than
@QEDcats
and
@Wendehopes
.... so likes and share a lot!
Likes? Donate
@UkraineAidOps
Maybe Harri get dance lessons?
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I's having identity crisis according to Mayo Lady. People want eats me as fish sandwich, but I's not fishie... I's sheep!
Joke! Me still fishie! (No eat me, please!)
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You's see the great Firey FuBall did appeared on Chrissymas Night!
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I's had good Chrissymas. Ukrposhta and Gen Zaluzhnyi help deliver pressie for family. They like new beach front house... but need repairs. Parts missing.
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especially AFTER I have asked it to stop.
Bob is NOT the enemy, yet he is treated as such by some. He is also not your personal emotional punching bag...because Bob is me.
As I began, Bob was meant to be fun for me. When having Bob is no longer fun, Bob goes away. Period.
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I's famous! I made it on Russian Cultural Center wall... Thanks
@benjaminwittes
for including little fishie!
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I's not like felladrama...need more mayo to make happy...Mayo Lady made this...
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Hi's friends! I's back. Spent time with family. They moved into Moskva. Lots of yummies there.
@MatGJohnson
this why I say okay.
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I have poem!
With alabaster skin
she had eyes of pearls,
hair shimmering like silver threads,
and a smile that stretched cheek to cheek. A sight to behold.
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Why he block fishie? I's only asked if he related to me....
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joking is expected. He is a fishie with hands that is in Twitter. And if it gets too much, he DMs and asks why you hate him.
Most stop and apologize.
Some don't.
While I can ignore some, suggesting he'd be a great fish sandwich that would cause cancer is not funny...
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Everyone needs learn most important phrase in Ukrainian!
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Happy New Year! I's barbecuing some crispies. After last night in Kyiv, Russians need crispifying!
Some FuBalls plan go Russia and make smores. Might be oopsie...but they coming Russia.
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New homes for family and friends!
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Same fishie...
New track suit!
Other one getting too stained, so Mayo Lady soak and wash it lots...meantime, can't be nekkid...
Thanks
@gr1mrea9er
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#OperationMayo
I's going to start new project... cookbook waits. We's need free mayo for
@Harri_Est
and brave Ukrainian soldiers.
For Mayo, for Harri!
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MayoLady explain on New Year's Day you thinks about life. Good time make changes. So I's think about fishie life and make resolutions. I's try to be better fishie!
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#FlywithFishie
@wilendhornets
sell drone names for $100.
I's want fly. I's only got $25 (MayoLady's actually 😉).
Who wants ride with me? Only need small donations - we's make a team, name drone, fly, get FuBall...lots of mayo and crispies!
DM details.
@Wendehopes
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I's and FuBalls goes on mission. Deliver Lada to parents of crispy in Belgorod. (Misdelivery so I helps.) Fun driving...guards at checkpoints ran? Oh well....
FuBalls chewed on wires so turn signs flash when wipers used. Oopsie...
But free car!
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I's so happy!
I's got 1000+ followers.
MAYO LADY IS BACK! I's dragged her out of my cave.
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I's ready as is fishie family. Come to tummy!
IT BEGINS: UKR sources report that Russian soldiers are discarding their uniforms, stealing civilian clothing, and attempting to cross the Dnipro to escape Kherson.
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I's make special Ukrainian dish, studenetz, maybe spell right or wrong. I's cook, not translator...
All friends come and have some. FuBalls like!
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Sorry I's not been around....Mayo Lady had kitty friend die and she sad. So I's try comforting her.
FuBalls try eating washing machine...
Love your friends...hug them even if they make messes.
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Chrissymas tomorrow! Need pressie help.
MayoLady - pressie coming on Tuesday, can't help it
FuBalls - check but...see below.
Fred - what get 2 headed chicken?
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Turned right...ended up in Murmansk...saw boat so take FuBalls home on boat...
Then OOPSIE...
Still lost...but FuBalls having fun.
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Sorry, bit late to party - had to take care of Mayo Lady. But FuBalls on scene. I's landing soon.
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I's stand with friends. (And FuBalls...) want all friends to know they are wonderful Fellas who deserves lots of live and recognition.
I's stand with
@bluenicks_99
We's share mayo...he sends mortar and makes crispies!
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Thanks
@ItsSneffles
for helps collecting crispies! We make big vatnik casserole for Fellas.
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I's has meme, but she suspended...
Mayo for everyone, but Russians!
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There...fixied the meme... Let's do this! Fellas give money,
@Harri_Est
sends Russians FuBalls. Ukraine gets rid of Russians.
WE PARTY!
#OneTeamOneFight
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Thanks to friend
@van_heeck
who brings new crispy vatnik maker to party!
#Fellas
like it, including
@MarkHertling
. He invited to party!
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I's not understand why terrible? Seems right.
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I's not know what to say... they yummy! FuBalls likes them too. And MayoLady.
Thanks
@Mike_NAFO_Baker
and any others!
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There....FuBalls and mayo have balaclavas.. No one sees us!
@Harri_Est
- your mayo needs masks!
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No...she bad person.
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Why people say "Russophobe"? Who scared of Russians? FuBalls not even scared...
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