And behind the closed door was a world of opportunity 🏖💕 #sundayvibes

Right I’m off to bed… will most probably still be awake at 2am worrying about waking up at 5.45am! Sweet Dreams💋

If you are looking forward to your alarm going off at 5.45am tomorrow morning you’re a psycho!!

What do you call 2 robbers? A pair of knickers! 😁

This will be cream of potato and leak soup tonight 😊 Kick start healthy eating and fitness 2026!

Right I’m outta here.. But before I go You can kiss my Arse!🖕😉 🐊💋

Tip of the day Don’t open the door unless you’re prepared to go through!

Purity is the Frozen Rose!

Brrrrrrrrrr🥶🥶🥶Mornnnnnnning! Anyone on a New Year diet is a bit like a Robin. In winter they switch their diet from earthworms/insects to berries/fruit, since the ground is frozen. So if the Robin can survive I'm sure I can, by eating salad in January!🥶🥶🥶

Right I’m off catch you tomorrow…Have a nice evening and I’ll leave you with this thought 💋

Give me an artist and I’ll post my fav song by them….

Dating site questions….. What are you looking for in a partner? Me:- “Ideally a brain that is not their Cock!” 🤷‍♀️

My current weather forecast … Possibly snow next weekend ❄️⛄️❄️❄️🌧️

“Oh do Fuck Off!”

The bird has had his Readybrek!

It’s been a perfect day for a Winters walk ❄️❄️ And 15,5k steps!

Exactly!…I’ll be back later tonight😉 🐊💋

Tip of the Day Unless you’re prepared to cook a Full English Breakfast on the weekend, then stay in bed and eat your muesli bar by yourself!

Good Morning Fuckers “Fuck me, I must be in Love!” 😳😂😂💋

Tip for today If you really want to do something, then do it properly don’t make half hearted gestures…it gets you know where!

Good Morning😊 I’m in a proper happy mood & if you stick with me it will rub off on you See I don’t do bitchy, nasty, cunty, jealously, cliquey, moany, backstabby You won’t find that shit with me. Nope it's not in my Make-up! Have a great day I‘m off to sing with the birds!💋