Blake Hord
@BlakeTheCake_
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Dangerously good at the kazoo
New York
Joined September 2013
the Chappie commemorates the Beijing olympics with a barely relevant magazine cover
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Scientists discover in groundbreaking study that 1 like is actually 0.766 prayers
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Don't we all have moral duty to swerve in front of driverless cars to give them that training data?
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You haven’t felt risk until you take a forgotten iPhone charger from a zipcar
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Hot take of today: Schoolhouse Rock is better than Game of Thrones
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Now accepting suggestions for clothing that would fit my “about to go bowling on a Tuesday afternoon” aesthetic
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Right before I die I hope I see a supercut of all the times I said “haha yeah” when I couldn’t hear what the other person was saying
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Budget cuts force Macy’s thanksgiving day parade to merge with Westminster dog show - floating dogs now roam the earth
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Hipster mortuary that smokes your loved ones with hand chopped hickory wood
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Why are there no LinkedIn meme accounts? #bouttomakeithappen
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Boy Scouts of America to allow girls to join, earn Eagle Scout rank https://t.co/XXgJHzntXP
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Instructor at Teatown: And this plant is named duckweed Littest 3rd Grader I've ever seen: I didn't know ducks smoked weed! #teachemyoung
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Just overheard two scientists in the physics department talking about whether ghosts exist #earthshatteringresearch
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Dear Carmel Driver, No one wants to hear the 1995 billboard top 100 while you swerve through traffic at 80mph. Sincerely, Everyone Ever
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