B. Miller
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Like I’ve always said, these situations don’t stress Jerry. It’s the opposite- he enjoys it. This is what he does, it’s who he is.
Jerry Jones speaking publicly for the first time about Micah Parsons’ trade request: “I would say to our fans, don't lose any sleep over this.”.
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If you buy milk in a glass bottle at the grocer you pay a $2 deposit and then you get it back when you return the bottle. It will take me, on average, a month to return the empty bottle.
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“What does Dak’s injury mean for the Lakers and LeBron. We’ll discuss it next with Rebecca Lobo.”.
🚨NEWS: ESPN and NFL have agreed to a blockbuster billion dollar deal that will result in top media properties, like RedZone, moving to the network, The Athletic has learned. An official announcement is expected next week.
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Hopefully there never comes a time in your life when you have to take a dump at WalMart. But if that day comes, go to the bathroom in the back by the layaway.
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If I’m a team and a player requests a trade I say go talk to them and tell me what they’ll pay. If you find something, great. I’ll look. You requesting a trade doesn’t mean I need to go peddling around the league. In fact it doesn’t mean much at all.
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I like avocado. I like guacamole. I think it's time to admit that neither is a good sandwich ingredient. And to be clear, avocado toast is good, but it isn't a sandwich.
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They’re going to put a little Bob’s Burger animation in the bottom corner and Joe Buck will say, “That’s a Bob’s Burger first down!”
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Jerry Jones did CeeDee's new contract on August 26th. He did Dak's on September 8. I'm certain Jerry Jones isn't looking at an August 1st date as some sort of dire, anxious circumstance with Micah. Jerry loves it.
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There will definitely be a sponsor on that yellow line at some point.
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I refuse to believe there’s a, “negotiation.” Jerry Jones knows how much it will take. He’s going to pay it. The number is known right now. Jerry Jones simply prolongs it because he wants to. He’s shown it over and over again.
BREAKING: The Micah Parsons-Cowboys relationship has deteriorated to the point where the star pass rusher is considering drastic measures which could include a trade request or even a declaration that he is severing his relationship with the team, per multiple league sources
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The company that delivers our water emails us a newsletter. Like even one person is like, "Hm, let's read about what's the newest is in water delivery.".
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This reminds of when a speaker says, "Who's excited to be here? (pause) Come on, you can do better than that! Who's excited to be here?".Like dude, I'll yell when I feel like it. Just do your speech.
I hate tweets that tell me to “let that sink in.”. Write something interesting, and it will.
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My feelings about pre-season football are weird. I don't enjoy it. I don't watch it. But I'm happy it's there.
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My son left this note out. If it’s hard to read it says:.“I watched the running man movie last night because I finished the book. It was awful. Well, I don’t know. 3.5-4/10.”
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It’s too bad that Draymond Green wasn’t involved with Gilbert Arenas.
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I’d say this is good but it’s not like ESPN won’t just replace him with some other moron that makes you feel like you smashed your head against a wall after being exposed to it for 5 minutes.
Report: Shannon Sharpe will not return to ESPN after settling lawsuit.
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My wife has the ability to manipulate time. We can start a TV at 8:00 PM and at 8:30 PM we’ve somehow only watched 5 minutes of it.
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They had candy corn and pumpkin spice coffee creamer displayed at Kroger this morning. It’s going to be 90 degrees by 9:30 AM.
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