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Two HILARIOUS new parodies coming soon from the imprint that brought you Trump's America: Buy This Book and Mexico will Pay for It.
Joined November 2015
Welcome to the Future Which Is Mine is out today! Find out #ElonMusk's plans for robot wives, laser dolphins, and those pesky mole people who keep messing with his hyperloops! Buy it now!--> https://t.co/dQQVkk5XOc
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Everything the Lord put on this earth, he put here for us. . . . #holybibleparody #funny #inspiration
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We've had complaints that Welcome to the Future Which Is Mine is not compatible with cd players. If you have this issue, you bought the hardcover version. You'll need to purchase the audio version read by @JAdomian if you want to listen to it. Buy it--> https://t.co/1PeLKmNNNi
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ICYMI: preview Scott Dikkers' audiobook Elon Musk parody "Welcome to the Future Which Is Mine" voiced by @jadomian
https://t.co/VdUAEnSDER
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Have you heard the audio version of Welcome To The Future Which Is Mine as read by "Not Elon Musk," comedian @JAdomian? Get it and laugh all over again, or for the first time if you're not some nerd guy who reads things all the time. Get it here-->
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Perfectly good book spotted waiting for a forever home on the shelves of Barnes and Noble in Joliet, IL. Please consider giving this book a home. Adopt!
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When you feel yourself tempted by Satan, follow the example set by Jesus. Then, invest in the newest good book. #holybibleparody #funny #christian #bibleverse
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Lo and behold! Many were the miracles of Jesus, off and on the football field. #holybibleparody #funny #christian #arthistory #footballsunday #nfl
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.@ScottDikkers talks about #Musk fanboy trolls, modern robber barons, and our book, Welcome To The Future, Which Is Mine. Check it out! https://t.co/ybHSHSuB2U
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It is the stories of our past that teach us how to live justly in the present. #holybibleparody #funny #bibleverse #christian #bible
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Not #ElonMusk himself, @ScottDikkers, also wants you to know he's Not Woody Harrelson. Watch him talk about new hair growth technology, comedy poaching, and our book, Welcome To The Future, Which Is Mine. https://t.co/byESkR9atT
ktla.com
Founder of The Onion, Scott Dikkers joined anchors Chris Burrous, Mark Kriski, Lu Parker and Sam Rubin on the set of the KTLA Morning News at 10a to talk about his new book.
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.@ScottDikkers' new satirical book “Welcome To The Future Which is Mine” — by not @elonmusk is hilarious. I really enjoyed it. Here's an interview with him on Silicon Valley shenanigans & more
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A lot of people are asking how to charge their copy of 'Welcome to the Future Which Is Mine.' #ElonMusk engineered our book so that it charges itself! You can read it for hundreds of miles without fumbling with cords! Buy it now!--> https://t.co/dQQVkk5XOc
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You know what trick-or-treaters love? Books about #ElonMusk! Make this #Halloween magical with Welcome to the Future Which Is Mine! Don't be a pedo guy! Order enough copies for every kid on the block! Buy it now!--> https://t.co/dQQVkk5XOc
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The Good Book is filled with good advice but our upcoming Better Book has far, far better advice. #holybibleparody #bibleverse
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While you wait for Holy Bible! A Parody, slake your thirst for Christ on some other divinely inspired works. #holybibleparody #funny #christian #arthistory
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