Who says whitebois can't fuck? Pfffft! I lasted a WHOLE 90 SECS in my gf, AND she even moaned aloud when I told her I was about to cum! Heh, once she's gone White, it's goodnight!
tfw you're sick af so she gives you an early Christmas present 😍🥰
Unironically gonna need to find the hottest black guy with the fattest cock to ravage her for her birthday 🥵
"Oh? No, sorry. I'm just not really into wh - ummm - weaker guys. Don't take it too personally. Hmmm? Could you become ♠️my type♠️ ?
... Look, why don't you just go back to doing cardio, like a good boy, okay?"
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The final count is in. My poor pp will be locked for a total of 44 days straight, starting tomorrow. The people have spoken and they were not merciful 🤬😖😣💀
Reiterating that at 2k I'm doing a ballbust rt game. That's right, you sadistic fucks will get to decide the number of smacks AND the murder implement leading to my ytboi ovaries' untimely demise.
L-listen. Its time to cum clean o-OBVI this acc is all a bit. Like ffs you dont REALLY think im a c-cuck and even my GF is into b-blacked? its all a meme okayy im a gigachad hHUGE yt dickn shit. An look if im lying and my posts are real may a super fitting punishment befall me 😡
I just wanna go back to making dumb smut but my life is in shambles and it'll be weeks, at least, before I can bring most of the pieces back together. The real world is fucking gay (derogatory).
Ok but like hear me out : a white trans girl has an orchiectomy and keeps her balls in a jar only to later film herself dumping the contents onto the pavement and stomping on them mercilessly with her Docs 🍒💀🥵
I was both super horni and super sleepy yesterday, so when I accidentally dozed off next to my gf, I had the most vivid dream about BBC. When I woke up, my pp was throbbing and leaking like crazy. Gosh, I reaaaally hope I don't talk in my sleep.
Wait why tf do you dorks ruin your orgasms??? I just wasted a metric fuckton of cum and I'm left horny and dissatisfied. This is a waking nightmare, I got heckin punk'd dood wtFFFFFF
*record scratch* Yup, I'm back. You're probably wondering, "who tf are you?" but it's not who I am inside, it's what I do that defines me. So yeaaaaaa after what my gf told me a few weeks ago, what I'm about to do is buy her a black dildo. Wish me fuckn luck x-x
The head in the thighs bit is overplayed, it's passé, and I'm tired of pretending it's not. What I need is dummy thicc, muscular, mommy thighs squeezing my balls into paste as I black (heh) out from the pain/pleasure
Has anyone else ever been at a hair salon and had to use 1000% of their brain to suppress a boner while getting their hair washed by a big booba dommy mommy?