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Black Sails Consulting strives to build, enhance, and defend the Information Technology infrastructure of it's clients, and train the IT workforce of the future

San Diego, CA
Joined March 2018
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@BlackSailsIT
Black Sails Consulting
5 years
Systems? Up. Security alerts? 0. Black Sails? On call. Invest in your systems so you don't have to worry about investing in the fixes!
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Black Sails Consulting
5 years
Colonial Pipeline paid the ransom within hours. Then decryption took too long so they restored from their own backups anyway. 🤦‍♂️ Always 👏 Check 👏 and 👏 Trust 👏 Your 👏 Backups 👏 This is the FIRST thing we address in any organization we're asked to consult for.
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Black Sails Consulting
5 years
Newest Microsoft Outlook update: Reading pane flashes message then disappears. Roll back Office to fix. 1) Open cmd (as administrator) ​2) "C:\Program Files\Common Files\microsoft shared\ClickToRun\officec2rclient.exe" /update user updatetoversion=16.0.13901.20462
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@BlackSailsIT
Black Sails Consulting
5 years
In all fairness we love windows but this is too funny.
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@BlackSailsIT
Black Sails Consulting
5 years
ANNOUNCEMENT: A bad Windows 10 update is preventing printing. Upon printing (with the update installed) the affected machine will blue screen. Uninstalling the update fixes the issue. For Windows 10 ver 1909: KB5000808 For Windows 10 ver 2004+: KB5000802
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5 years
This pin has NOT aged well... (look closely at the top)
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Black Sails Consulting
5 years
.@SageNAmerica Performance in a Virtual Machine (@VMware) https://t.co/u6yBacKdPB
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@JediMammoth
David Evenden
6 years
Holy....this is hilarious and terrible!!!
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@MalwareJake
Jake Williams
6 years
Twas the night before Christmas and all over the ‘net, Not a creature was stirring except China hacking Tibet. The IPS were strung by the egress with care, In hopes that St WannaCry soon would be stopped there. 1/
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@AccidentalCISO
Accidental CISO
6 years
CTO: If we move our repo to a hosted service, what do we do if someone manages to get code into our product? Me: So, like, they check it in, it passes code review, QA, change control approvals, and is deployed through our automation? CTO: Yes! Me: Send them a 10-99, I guess.
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@BlackSailsIT
Black Sails Consulting
6 years
We need to use a synergistic blockchain in order to innovate a collaborative deep-learning environment. ... We're sorry, we couldn't get through saying that with a straight face.
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@BlackSailsIT
Black Sails Consulting
6 years
It's about time to have the intern go water the spanning tree and toss another log on the firewall.
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@BlackSailsIT
Black Sails Consulting
6 years
IT horror story: We walked in to do an eval for a dentist office. Their current IT guy was hard to get a hold of and was just some guy they paid $50/hr hour for help. "Why do only some of these computers have an antivirus?" "Oh, he only put them on the problem computers." 🤦‍♂️
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@netspooky
Battle Programmer Yuu
6 years
-At a game dev class- Instructor: So you work with computers already, what do you do? Me: I'm a reverse engineer. Instructor: So are you learning less? Me: Yes, soon I will know nothing.
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@BlackSailsIT
Black Sails Consulting
6 years
Enjoying a fantastic monthly sushi combo at @SUSHIDELIUSA while taking care of clients in the area!
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@BlackSailsIT
Black Sails Consulting
6 years
Hey @Veeam ! Anyway you guys can update your plugin for @ConnectWise? It's the final piece of our full featured services!
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@BlackSailsIT
Black Sails Consulting
6 years
Though it takes a while to fine-tune and set up, we LOVE @ConnectWise and how it can streamline our processes.
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