Bitfinex Parody
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Avoider of audits. Issuer of Tethers. The Home of Wash Trading. Host of Spoofy. Parody Account.
Tetherland
Joined February 2018
Tether has printed $800M so far this month. Just let that sink in. This is fine.
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Tether’s ultimate goal is to have a larger balance sheet than the US Fed.
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I had a nice chat with the Tether CEO about their current situation. He showed me multiple bank statements, as well as letters from banks and lawyers. I'm sure that all the withdrawal problems at Tether are being caused by the traditional banking system.
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https://t.co/mxrV4hv6w0 Tfw you know the net is closing in on you.
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Tether market cap vs the price of Bitcoin. Maybe it’s just a coincidence?
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A $600 fraud pump on the incorrect news that Tether had printed $5B.
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Totally organic demand...no manipulation or fraud here!
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As long as Tether’s printing 74% backed money, it’s safe to go all in on Bitcoin. This is financial advice.
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This has been an amazing ride, and it's not even over yet. It's an interesting feeling that after years of denial by Bitfinex & Tether, they actually admit in court to 'investing' in Bitcoin with reserves. Just wait till we find out exactly how many Bitcoins they bought.
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So basically, Tether has been a bunch of liars all along. The Judge even says it. There is no reserve! Which is exactly what I have been telling everyone all along. Guess what happens to the price of Bitcoin, if Tether stops buying Bitcoins with customers funds?
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To all the noobs who joined the FOMO party, welcome to crypto.
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Sorry you can’t withdraw any of your funds right now, but, hey, you can win a football shirt. That’s gotta numb the pain, right?
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So we can probably guess what day Bitfinex decided to stop cooperating with the New York Attorney General and instead perform another pump and dump.
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