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#Binance Officially unofficial. Unapologetically funny. 🤓💼

Joined August 2024
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@LaPalma0101
Pinar del rio
3 months
1/10: @BTCCexchange Exchange Accused of Asset Theft – $540K Vanished from My Account, Replaced with $17K in Tokens Without Consent! As a long-time trader, I'm exposing this serious breach by one of crypto's oldest platforms (est. 2011). Full evidence and timeline in this
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@servedcoldest
chill.eth
4 days
$TOTAL kicking off the year with a strong altcoin bounce above the long-term trendline—great sign that buyers are stepping in after months of downtrend. We're now testing supertrend resistance, but I don't expect a clean flip on the first attempt. Likely some rejection and chop
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@servedcoldest
chill.eth
6 days
I owe a most my profitability to the simplicity of my trading style. I use very few tools and indicators: > EMAs (10, 20 on LTF and 50, 200 on HTF) > Fib retracements > Supertrend > Liquidity pools > and old reliable trendlines On their own, they're nothing special. But
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@diaomao2023
交易员小帅
19 days
$LIGHT 崩盘前4小时,团队钱包向交易所充值640万美元代币。 链上数据公开透明,任何人都能查到。 但散户还是冲进去了。 小帅复盘了下,这次收割最可怕的地方,不是庄家有多阴险,而是散户明明能看到刀,还要往上撞。 1、先说个数据。 这个币 24 小时交易额 21.35 亿,比 $SOL (19.4
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@cz_binance
CZ 🔶 BNB
1 month
So far, our data shows kids prefer human generated story books over AI generated books, simple pictures over glossy pictures, etc. Giggle Academy is teaching 90,000 kids now. Bigger than most universities. Of course, we still need to add a lot more content.
@GiggleAcademy
Giggle Academy
1 month
Hello everyone, Giggle Academy App version 1.22.0 is currently in phased release. The updates for version 1.22.0 are as follows: - Updated course sharing posters - Improved login and registration interface - Storybooks categorized by difficulty levels - Enhanced course
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@servedcoldest
chill.eth
1 month
Remember today is Monday and it is a day for planning the rest of the week. Important not to take any big risks. If you want to trade, do so with low lev and margin.
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@smurfypappa
Şirin Baba
1 month
Allah belanı versin CZ, sen kriptonun başına gelmiş en büyük belasın. Kripto piyasasında kimsenin söylemediği gerçeği anlatacağım. Binance, Bitfinex, Gateio, OKX, Bybit, Huobi. Hepsi aynı oyunu oynuyor. Koordineli. Bitcoin'de harika bir haber çıktı diyelim. SEC onayladı.
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@servedcoldest
chill.eth
1 month
Painful to see cause I've been there before. Every good trader I know has blown up a few accounts when starting out. The difference is that they learnt to manage their risk. These three things matter: 1. Position sizing 2. Planned entry 3. Stop loss Learn and run it back.
@BinanceParody
Binance Parody
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@servedcoldest I lost everything. I feel so bad.
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@servedcoldest
chill.eth
1 month
@BinanceParody damn bro. it's alright. take it as a learning lesson. you over extended your hand. 1. over sized your position 2. didn't plan your entry 3. didn't put an SL fix these 3 things bro and I'm sure you can run it back
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@tradoor_io
Tradoor.io - Trade Crypto With Leverage
1 month
Official Airdrip Update The Tradoor airdrip (aka airdrop) will be postponed from December 2025 to February 2026. We understand that some community members may be disappointed by this change, and we don’t take that lightly. However, after careful review, we believe this
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@tradoor_io
Tradoor.io - Trade Crypto With Leverage
2 months
🧠 Tradoor Thesaurus: What does “Dip” mean? Markets have been red this past week, and you’ve probably seen people calling every drop a “dip.” A dip simply means a temporary price decline — a pullback that happens even in healthy markets. Why we’re seeing dips right now: •
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@ChainOpera_AI
ChainOpera AI
2 months
🙏 A huge thank-you to our amazing community for the incredible support—loved meeting each and every one of you in Buenos Aires!​ We didn’t build ChainOpera AI alone—we built it together. And we’re just getting started: let’s keep co-creating, growing, and making this ecosystem
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@JamesWynnReal
James Wynn
2 months
Don’t buy Zcash it’s an orchestrated pump and dump by the influencer cabal Do I really need to be the one to say this? - Wynn
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@WatcherGuru
Watcher.Guru
2 months
JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇨🇳 President Trump says China is getting "very big" into Bitcoin and crypto.
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@WatcherGuru
Watcher.Guru
2 months
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says he only cares about one thing: "Will we be number one in crypto?"
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@cz_binance
CZ 🔶 BNB
3 months
$11,000,000 in hard currency (#BNB) donated to @GiggleAcademy in less than 20 days to spread free education to the world. Power to crypto for good, Power to $giggle.
@zsf11221
小易
3 months
@cz_binance @TrustWallet @four_meme_ $giggle 已经捐了1100万美金了!加密向善!
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@BinanceParody
Binance Parody
2 months
What happen $bos ?
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@BinanceParody
Binance Parody
2 months
Buy cheap $bos just hold
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@HalimahF79117
Halimah official
2 months
@OnlyBusine001 @BTC_OS Keeping a sharp eye on $BOS. It’s transforming Bitcoin into a full-fledged ecosystem for dApps and seamless cross-chain functionality. Sitting at $0.0093 on BingX worth a closer look
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@JamesWynnReal
James Wynn
2 months
I’m going to become a billionaire.
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