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Another BIG addition, and not just coz he’s built like a gorilla🦍 The bullyboy no9 @connor_martin7 has played a vital role in success so far😮‍💨 Waited a month or so to announce the signing so we could double check his registration had processed… better late than never🥸 #UTD👑

After plenty of failed attempts, we finally manage to get pen to paper📝 He’s already shown in the last couple of games, if you can keep him on the pitch for 90 minutes, he can still mix it with anyone in the engine room😮‍💨 Ross Smith in yellow n black, it looks natural🟡⚫️ #UTD👑

GOALS 🗓️ Sunday 16th November 25 ⏱️ 4PM 🏟️ Burgess Hill Town FC 🏆 @FASunday_Cup 2nd Round 🟡 @Bn_Dons vs 🟢 @MidDaySunFc (@sussexsundayfl @LDistrictSunday) 🎞️ More later on YouTube 👉🏻 https://t.co/GKYAtqw8wI 👈🏻

A great game between 2 top sides, as we faced @MidDaySunFc in the Nationals🤝 Unfortunately the ref has had to abandon the game when we scored to go 2-1 up in the 85th minute, as the opposing supporters entered the pitch as we celebrated our goal🤦🏼‍♂️ Into the hat, surely? #UTD👑

@BillyGreenn @joshtomkins17 Billy shut up you 😅 focus on your football not trolling me online like you are not funny lad but you are a cracking footballer so focus on that

With 101% possession and 67xG, we found ourselves 2-1 down in the 80th minute to a hard working @YOHAHUNITEDFC, but we come away 5-2 winners😮‍💨 🌲 on the board, roll on next Sunday in the County Cup😤 #UTD👑 MOTM- @bradstevenss⚽️ @maxvardy191⚽️⚽️ @harley_damario⚽️ @TesterToby3⚽️

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@ShorehamFC @GuernseyFC Well this didn’t age well 😅

A good run out today against higher division opposition as we beat @shoreham IIs 4-0 🤝 All the damage done in a quality first half, sees us into the next round of the senior cup! 🏆 Motm @louisdenyer1997 workrate was excellent and lots of good passages of play🔋 UTD 👑

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Time for an addition for the 25/26 season, he’s shown signs preseason that he’s not here to mess about😮‍💨 He’s done it against Brighton, can he do it on a wet windy one vs Yohah‼️ Don’t be fooled by the dodgy haircut, the boy can play ball🙌🏼 @owenbenfell puts pen to paper📝 #UTD👑

We sent our home strip sponsor, GCon, on a trip to Ibiza as a thank you for his commitment🙌🏼 He said the man marking job he witnessed on this chunky young lady in VIP was outstanding, long story short, it’s pen to paper✍️ @Nicolasdarienz1, it was only a matter of time😮‍💨 #UTD👑

Saturday smoke on the south coast today as we beat @AthleticoSnus 3-0 on a sweltering day down at Croshaw 🥵 2 goals from @harley_damario and 1 from @FrazCoxy enough to settle it on the day! ⚽️ UTD 👑

This cat certainly has a pulse🐈 Joe Southam puts pen to paper for the 25/26 season, highly sort after young but experienced goalkeeper is a huge addition to our squad for the season💨 #UTD👑

An excellent performance last night from the Dons coming away 4-0 winners against @CopthorneFC 2s thanks for the game and good luck for the season! 🫡 UTD 👑

Unbelievably we are again looking for a game Saturday after opposition dropped out 😤 We have pitch and ref sorted, 3pm KO in lancing message for details! @MidSussexFLOff1 @FRIENDLYGAMEUK

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