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I get punched by famous people.
The Pink Taco Hollywood
Joined February 2010
Guys stop pissing around with branded shit from Halfords. This gear is another level.
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Lucy Connolly: 31 months in prison for a nasty tweet she deleted in minutes. Ricky Jones: Said opponents should have their throats cut, made a throat-slitting gesture — found NOT GUILTY in 30 mins. Either both in prison or both free. It really is two tier justice.
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Not had enough fruit today, so I've been to my local Ukrainian shop to get some cherries 🤝
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Potential customer just messaged and wants to meet up. "Shall we come to you or are you coming to us"?. Where are you based?. "Belfast". I'm booking my flight 😂🥰.
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A what now.
“I think teachers can make that request.". The Education Secretary tells @NatashaC that teachers should be able to ask pupils to refer to them as ‘mx’ instead of sir or miss.
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Just pick these fresh figs from the garden. Do i make Skillet Balsamic Chicken with Figs or sticky toffee, fig & walnut pudding?
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That “over-70s face driving ban” headline? 🙄 It’s just saying you need to pass an eye test – with your glasses on if you wear them. Hardly the end of the world, just common sense for everyone’s safety.
Over-70s face driving ban for failing eye tests
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These are so much more complex than my requests. Grok imagine prompt: . Rachel Reeves eating a sausage.
Grok Imagine prompt:. Ornate Mandalorian-style armor crafted from white porcelain with intricate blue floral patterns and golden filigree accents, highly detailed and reflective ceramic surface, elegant and regal design, cinematic lighting, ultra-realistic 8k concept art.
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Need a decent series, we've run out things to watch, normally an hour a night. Never seen dexter, any good?.
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Nigel Fararge smells of Embassy number 1 and mothballs and has toenail fungus, pass it on.
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Hi, can I help you with your bra fitting?"."No thanks, we’re good.".And that’s the whole scandal. 🙄.#MarksAndSpencer.
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I bet Jane from janeplan is pissed off about Ozempic and Mounjaro.
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Oooo I've made my first ever drawing for a project, I'm going to buy a welding thing. I've pre booked a spot in the A&E carpark 🤝
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