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Hi I need Ghost sitting behind Soap in bed, Soap resting his back against Ghost chest while he’s splayed out in between Ghosts legs, and Ghost making Soap hump into his fist to get himself off “That’s it, sweetheart. You’re giving me such a good show princess.” #Ghoap #nsfw

love working w kids bc i get to be a goblin all day. lately every time a kid needs a tissue i run up to them yelling GIVE ME YOUR BOOGERS

“you never reply to messages” i am just one person okay i am understaffed

nothing 🫶 yay

like actual tears in my eyes this isnt fair. literally pls rewind let me shake it to the max

uber playing shake it to the max and im so drunk that not being able to dance to it is actually fucking torture

manifestation circle for a tall baddie now that im drunk enough to flirt

a stop sulking cigarette. manifesting some1 to flirt w

i hate men who just leave their drinks out or uncovered without even thinking. meanwhile femmes gotta learn jow to cocer them while dancing

ugh he was even looking at me when i was shaking my ass too. im a goddamn fool

ugh a lesson in fomo

another vodka redbull i say!

being punisjed by god bc i think he just lwft

oh im like insame

environmental storytelling

guy ive slept w before is here i respect his game but i am def eyeing some1 else

ryn grow a pair challenge (impossible)

unfortunately i am getting ready to buy a rizzless guy a drink ams dance w him

im cyberpunk cutscene drunk

lost the cutie i was ogling at :(