My wife is wild. She will come up to bed and leave the TV on downstairs, all the lights on, sour cream, hot sauce and shredded cheese out, a plate of last night chicken thighs, a portal to the hell dimension open, demons all just chilling on the couch,.

RT @iratusmater: My only cleaning tip is have people over regularly. Have tried all the organizational things over two decades, but the onl….

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Yardwork is done!

Wife made me pick weeds today

After eating the Big Hoagie I took a 5 hour nap lol I have never done that, I clearly overextended myself. But I woke up to a text from my property manager that said the house looked great and the young couple that he showed it to want to move in immediately so my work paid off!.

Hoagie secured, it’s as big as my arm

I am so glad Eagles Twitter is active again, I almost forgot how beautiful and handsome we all are. Go Birds!.

No ring on her finger, who fumbled this??.

The town inspection of the house passed, definitely getting that hoagie now!.

RT @TheFoxMatriarch: I don't think free school meals should be a political party problem tbh and it bothers me that it is. Feed those kids.….

I never did treat myself to a big fat Italian hoagie, but now all of my repairs at the house are finally done, the Eagles won last night, and I have an extra day off to chill in bed and watch movies, so I’m going to treat myself to that hoagie if youse don’t mind.

A whole family broken apart before it even started because this guy couldn’t stop reading horror stories on Reddit and became obsessed with an imaginary scenario of his own creation

Game delay, everyone have a smoke, don’t forget to turn the New Era hat backwards so your smoke doesn’t discolor the grey bottom.

Miles Sanders really just did that, it felt personal actually

Having a great time watching the Eagles, no stress at all,

Has Jalen Hurts thrown a single pass all night? A couple to Goedert maybe?.

God I love this shit, bury me in my Eagles jersey and then fire me into the sun after this game.

Well this game is off to a great start.

Best fans in the world, Fly Eagles Fly.

I’m falling asleep before this game even starts, I think maybe I’ve overextended myself the past couple of weeks, this Eagles Dallas game feels like the final boss battle.

I’m expecting to see some rust from the Eagles tonight and that’s ok. Jalen Hurts is going to make sure it’s a W even if it’s ugly, Gobirds.