Big Action Bill
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Café Leblanc
Joined December 2012
🚨 BENIGNO INDEX ALERT ⚠️ Status: DEFCON 1 At 0–5, conditions are critical. Joe is likely resigned to another lost year. Expect increased reports of phrases like: “Bring back Rex.” “No more 1st year coaches.” This will probably be the DEFCON level for the rest of the year.
🚨⚠️Benigno Index now at DEFCON 2, trending toward DEFCON 1. Forecast: 95% chance Joe stops calling Ahmad Gardner “Sauce”; 80% chance he declares Glenn “not the guy — gone in 2 yrs.” Driven by his hatred of the Dolphins + Mets collapse; calls for Jets roster purge possible.
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Joe DiMaggio easily had the craziest career path: 1936 - World Series 1937 - World Series 1938 - World Series 1939 - World Series 1941 - World Series 1943 - WWII 1944 - WWII 1945 - WWII 1947 - World Series 1949 - World Series 1950 - World Series 1951 - World Series Then he went
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Back in the old days Manish Mehta wouldve showed up at the funeral and screamed it at the podium during the mass
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"That would piss me off if I'm a Blue Jay fan. JOE DAVIS SHAKING FREAKING OHTANI'S HAND! HE'S THE ANNOUNCER FOR THE WORLD SERIES... OBVIOUSLY HE'S ROOTING HIS ASS OFF FOR THE DODGERS!" -Chris Mad Dog Russo on Joe Davis hosting the Dodgers parade
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I love what the @nyjets are doing. They tried with this group of players to win now. It didn’t work out. Those players being traded have to be happy. So they did right by the team and the players they’ve traded thus far.
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🚨BIG SCOOP🚨 Ive been working on this story with @DMRussini , but per my source, the Jets plan to trade Breece Hall in the Spring for a bag of Doritos. Per @RapSheet folks familiar with Darren Mougey’s thinking believe the bag to be Cool Ranch flavor.
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I just want to listen to a big fat Italian-American guy on the radio talk sports, take calls from morons, and get mildly irritated.
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Nice quote, Robert Saleh!
Reaction from a league source to the Jets’ two deadline day trades: “They took a top-five defense and tore it apart.”
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New York will always have a special place in my heart. To my teammates, coaches, and the entire Jets organization, thank you for believing in me and helping me develop on and off the field. To the fans, thank you for embracing a kid from Alabama and showing love through every
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7 losses, 7 draft picks😎
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“Can we be honest for a second….WHAT EXACTLY DOES THE POPCORN VENDOR IN SECTION 209 DO? DOES HE EVA MAKE A PLAY?”
@BigActionBill What does Joe talk about now? Who will his new overrated player be?
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Tom Brady revealed that his current dog Junie is a clone of his late dog Lua, who died in December 2023, per @baileykrich 🤯 The dogs were cloned by Colossal Biosciences, a biotech company that Brady is an investor in, using blood collected prior to Lua's death
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"Box Office Blitz time...be the 67th caller and you'll be playing defense for the Jets this weekend against the Browns at MetLife, sponsored by our friends at BetRiviz"
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I don’t have to see another PFF chart showing Sauce Gardner’s [insert random efficiency metric] and how he’s the best in the league, even though the only time he’s on TV is when he gives up a play or gets a penalty.
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“SAYONARA” 😭
Joe Benigno ripped Sauce Gardner and Quinnen Williams on their way out the door 😳
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Agree with the Jets moves today. Debating why this group cannot win has become so repetitive and boring. The supposed stars not making highlight plays, talent not being used right, whatever you think the reason is…It was not working and I am glad they are finally moving on
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“COULD THE GUY AT LEAST GET US AT LEAST THREE FIRST ROUND PICKS?”
ESPN sources: Colts are trading two first-round picks to the Jets for CB Sauce Gardner.
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