family friendly era
@BhadDhad
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**i joke a lot so don't take anything i say seriously** || parody account.
im living in your walls
Joined November 2012
@BhadDhad Okay so if ur gonna the job I’m gonna need to know the address of the place that hires u if u take the stripper job at the stripper places address if u end up taking the job at the stripper place as a stripper you should tell me what the place is called if u end up taking the job
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considering it lowkey cause next year I have to go to the hospital in the morning and clases are at night and I can’t have a full time job…
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thought I was gonna get wacked for this one but everyone is actually agreeing…
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hate when I’m cutting (not in a suicidal way) and people tell me i look skinny…
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Melanie Martinez walked into the studio with explosive diarrhea and abdominal pain, she took her pamper off and threw it at Christina Aguilera. Christina Aguilera let out a loud screech. Melanie laughed then proceeded to make the best album ever wow https://t.co/mRkGXabHPN
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Melanie Martinez · album · 2015 · 13 songs
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me asff
Men who like Nicki Minaj deserve to be slurped & swallowed whole.
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kdgxjcbdkfhdjhd enough !!
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me when my vibrator electrocutes my pussy after my cum accidentally lands on it’s engine
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I might joke a lot but I’m actually very smart!! you guys would be surprised… and next year I have plans of getting another secondary degree while I finish med school!!! get on my level!!
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Why are yall bullying me wtff
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edward after putting one of bella's used tampons on a hot cup of water
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whoever got my voodoo doll stroke his dick for a lil 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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thinking about how my ex used to say “imma marry you” and now look at us. blocked and we can’t stand each other…
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this song is so fucking good yall. it’s safe to say nose has the best album this year
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