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All Gas, No Brakes. ⚝ @JacobFatu_WWE parody. Profile
All Gas, No Brakes. ⚝ @JacobFatu_WWE parody.

@BewareTheHowl

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@JacobFatu_WWE parody. | ✎ᝰ Silence foretold in the night sky by the howling shriek of this Samoan Werewolf, Fatu lingers for punishment wherever he may roam.

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@BewareTheHowl
All Gas, No Brakes. ⚝ @JacobFatu_WWE parody.
10 months
(A howling sound in the brisk night sky can only mean one of many things, entering the path of the werewolf leads the person down a place of no return. Aspirations of dreams moving foward make him more ravenous as the Samoan dynasty grows stronger.) ↺ + ♡.
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@MatteIstHellig
The general emerges. ₪ @Gunther_AUT parody.
4 months
(Pain can only be dished out in a refined manner, a classic symphony of destruction given by this conductor of the ring only spells the end for the opposition not in musical instruments but paved in blood, why you ask? So it was foretold, so it shall be done. ) ↺ + ♡.
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@AndMyFatherSaid
Putting pen to paper. ᭢ NOT @CodyRhodes.
9 days
What Jacob Fatu doesn’t understand is that regardless of the challenges along the way, I will endure just as I always have. And if Drew McIntyre believes for even a moment that I will allow him to have free rein with the WWE World Heavyweight Championship?
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@AndMyFatherSaid
Putting pen to paper. ᭢ NOT @CodyRhodes.
13 days
I understand what was in store. Sami Zayn, who has been striving for an opportunity, and Jacob Fatu, who has maintained this disturbing obsession with me since his return to this very ring. As much as they want it. I walked in and took it.
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@FloatThenStrike
Certified Young OG. ⊛ @WWEJevonEvans parody.
14 days
(An infectious yell with a grin wide as the eye can see. The joyous bounce in his step when he gets to the ring is practically undeniable leaving the young OG questionable with no doubt that he is the future of the company whether you believe it or not. ) ↺ + ♡
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@HouseToReclaim
Most Dangerous Mogul. જ @SwerveConfident parody.
3 months
(Tasked with the soul purpose of exceeding the top or reaching towards it is something that this Mogul never rests on doing and whether you back him into a corner or leave him desolate to pay for his sins, payback for Swerve Strickland is never too far behind.) ↺ + ♡.
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@SworeOnSadism
Harbinger of broken dreams. 𒈔 Not @DMcIntyreWWE.
2 months
Jacob Fatu, the bloody hell are ye doing here?! Better yet.. why are ye here? Don’t tell me… don’t even think ye still believe I jumped yer ugly arse back in October. Ye want revenge? Ye want answers? Ye best piss off, laddie, because I’ve nae patience for fools like ye!
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@SworeOnSadism
Harbinger of broken dreams. 𒈔 Not @DMcIntyreWWE.
2 months
Well, don’t mind if I do. . —— —— It’s a doggy-dog world, and Cody ended up being the biggest bitch.
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@WhyBoxWithGod
Back on top of the mountain. જ @CMPunk parody.
4 months
(Regaining glory retains permanent to the soul for this veteran who continues to blaze the trail for those who wish to walk his path. On this boulevard of scattered yet broken dreams, the fire still burns for the world to know his name.) ↺ + ♡
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@AndISeeClearly
Over the Edge, trying to COPE. @RatedRCope parody.
5 months
(The grind to have grit is a merciless task yet the road towards a new atmosphere is rough. Trials, tribulations and championships have made this decorated Canadian the man that he is today. While old memories fade away, new ones last forever. ) ↺ + ♡.
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@NoRustNoRest
Simply 𝑷𝒉𝒆𝒏𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒍. ✇ @AJStylesOrg parody
4 months
(Decades of experience with more left in the tank to leave the crowd stunned with awe. Aerial accolades among Japan and the United States have left AJ Styles to be the talk of any conversation when it comes to pioneering the business we know as professional wrestling. ) ↺ + ♡.
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@CultOfClaymore
Cause i’m such a hater. ⚡︎ NOT @DMcIntyreWWE
5 months
No one ever seems to care. Just constantly disrespecting me and kicking me while I’m already down. The worst thing you can do is corner an already provoked beast. Jacob you like it all gas and no breaks? You have no idea when you’re about to crash. #SmackDown
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@ForgedInMallice
Death Incarnate. જ @JonMoxley parody.
5 months
(Bound by blood yet destined and determined to change the landscape of those who can't measure up to his caliber. Jon Moxley takes zero regard to who he chooses to harm, it's clear to see he wants anarchy in AEW and he'll get it by any means necessary. ) ↺ + ♡
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@ListenAndYouWin
Bestowed Patience. ⇷ @FinnBalor parody.
5 months
(Fallen from grace into the seas of judgement and utter betrayal, Finn Balor finds himself within what seems to be true family. Nevertheless, superstardom and veteran instinct look to propel him into greatness.) ↺ + ♡.
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@CruelAsTheyCome
Handsome yet Devilish. 🝳@730Hook parody.
5 months
(Cruel, callous and silent with his actions. He may be handsome but ruthless in his demeanor comes the devil, Whether it's putting his opponents to sleep or getting into hardcore wars . . . It’s detrimental to your health to never Send for Hook.) ↺ + ♡.
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@SworeOnSadism
Harbinger of broken dreams. 𒈔 Not @DMcIntyreWWE.
5 months
All gas, no brains. Right Jacob? Ye plunged yer nose inta things that dinnae concern ye, — possessed, hungry, an’ rotten tae the core. When I’m done wi’ ye, ye’ll ken the taste o’ a silver bullet in yer chest and wish ye’d never opened yer damn bloody mouth!
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@PlayMeThatTune
The Fall-Off. જ @WWERollins parody.
7 months
(As the embers blaze onto a familiar landscape, the view never truly changes and as Seth Rollins embarks on the precipice of domination. It's plain to see that the vision isn't just a prophecy. It's something that definitely keeps heads turning. ) ↺ + ♡
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@VoicesCouncil
new year, same venom.┊@RandyOrton parody account.
2 years
(Poisonous with a smile and dangerous with his actions, no soul has captured the hearts and made an impact more everlasting than the Apex Predator, with malice still in his veins. The self appointed Legend Killer has seen his peak, always ready to surpass it.) ↺ + ♡.
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