Piggyvestholic😩

Mama G, forgive me. I was just a child😔

Someone on TikTok said poor people give birth to so many children because that is the only time they hear congratulations😭

Maturing is realizing Mama G was always right.

I don’t take pictures for someone who looks as good as I do.

Stop being jealous of your thick friends. We did nothing wrong.

Remove the long dash from your text. We all know Chatgbt wrote it.

The odds always favour me.

Had I known is truly the last comment of a fool😂

Why do you rush to do something just because someone said they wanted to do it?

I’ve never heard when they are telling a man to get a life before becoming a husband. Why always women?

Three popes don come and go since them born me and person never marry.

I admire people that can say/write ten things they like about their partners. I’ve never had a reason to love someone…their existence just make me happier🥹

I’m so lazy. I don’t have strength to match energy.

14th August almost ruined my life. I hope I heal right.

Many go go. Many go come. Simple.

So Lagos people did exotic “Birkin party” for cheap Chinese product? Let’s have it.

I watched my parents’ wedding when I was little. They had it on a cassette. Anglican Church made my mom walk in to “Stand Up, Stand Up for Jesus, ye solider of the cross” Wetin do “Here comes the bride”😂💔

Someone looked at me and said, “You look like someone who would get a chauffeur rather than drive herself” and she didn’t lie🥺

Omo!