I hope I would have the presence of mind and educational grounding to recall a great line from Marcus Aurelius if I was ever accused of calling someone a f***** p***y c**t. Hats off to NDB.

Tom Lee says he will not cut his hair till ETH has five consecutive green candle days in a row. #eth #tomlee

Wouldn't surprise me if we never see Odegaard in this side again.

Like wtf.

It's time.

I actually can't believe this

So poor again here. Arses gone or going. Fast.

What the hell is happening here? Is this all Kalshi and Poly related? Seems mental to me.

Arsenal are just really really hard to watch in general this season.

I don't know a single person who blesses themselves anymore and about 8 of the 22 players on this pitch have just done it at half time. Very weird isn't it. Night.

Happy Acca day to one and all.

I really like Craig David, going way back, but Every Flavour is actually his best work isn't it. It's ok. Night.

I was called a "Temu Tom Cruise" by a 9 year old in Ireland. I can't decide if I should be happy with that or really really upset.

"The respect, I want to get. I don’t have to go every day fighting for my position because I earned it. I am not bigger than anyone but I earned my position." That's the line that ends it for Salah. He'll be off now to play keepy uppeys in Saudi for a mill a week. #keepyuppeys

Liverpool levy next. 😂

Decisions made and life goes on. Businesses adapt or depart. Ever thus. One thing that should happen now is enhanced regulated industry collaboration. Black market won today but should be confronted head-on in all ways, alongside a strong regulator, to ensure safety and jobs.

I found the kill switch.

It's somewhat heartening to know that when they become self aware and start exterminating us like paralysed mice, we can just get someone to unplug the Cloudflare cable and go back to the old days. Evening.

🤵‍♂️ Groom party come out to the Champions League theme tune and it's perfection. 👏 Even did the photo at the end. https://t.co/oJtsnnzJMi

Troy Parrott, take your place on the pantheon of Irish greats 🇮🇪 https://t.co/KATKNMZO4g