Willow: We can come by between classes. Usually, I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens, but it's been pointed out to me that that's, you know, insane. Tara: I said "quirky". #BuffyQuotes #Buffy.

Spike: Let me guess. Someone pulls out the sword. Angelus: Someone worthy. Spike: The demon wakes up, and wackiness ensues. #BuffyQuotes #Buffy.

Philip: It eliminates variation. Every burger at every DoubleMeat Palace is the same. People don't like variation. Buffy: Got it. Variety is the spice of bad. #BuffyQuotes #Buffy.

Anya: You don't want me to have a hobby. Xander: Not a vengeance hobby, no! It's dangerous. People can't do anything they want. Society has rules, and borders, and an end zone. #BuffyQuotes #Buffy.

Andrew: Keep the chatter down! Or, speak up so I can hear you. I'm bored. Episode One bored. #BuffyQuotes #Buffy.

Cordelia: So this isn't about you being afraid of hospitals cause your friend died and you want a monster you can fight so you can save everybody and not feel helpless?.Giles: Cordelia, have you actually ever heard of tact?.Cordelia: Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass.

Vampire Willow: Wanna be bad?.Willow: This just can't get more disturbing. #BuffyQuotes #Buffy.

Buffy: Dawn, touch nothing. Dawn: Who died and made you the Iron Chef?.#BuffyQuotes #Buffy.

Spike: I thought they were demons. Buffy: Way to go with the keen observiness, Jessica Fletcher. #BuffyQuotes #Buffy.

Buffy: My sister's about to go to the same high school that tried to kill me for three years. I can't change districts, I can't afford private school, and I can't begin to prepare for what could possibly come out of there. So, peachy with a side of keen, that would be me. #Buffy.

Spike: You should go back inside. Finish the big group sing. Get your kum-ba-yayas out. #BuffyQuotes #Buffy.

Buffy: I'm getting married! Can you believe it?.Riley: I don't think 'no' is a strong enough word. #BuffyQuotes #Buffy.

Xander: Sorry I snapped at you before. Cordelia: Well, I'm reeling from that new experience. #BuffyQuotes #Buffy.

Xander: And speaking of love. Willow: We were talking about the re-animation of dead tissue. Xander: Do I deconstruct your segues?.#BuffyQuotes #Buffy.

Xander: We're right behind you, only further back. #BuffyQuotes #Buffy.

Dawn: Oh my God. You will never believe what happened at school today!.Buffy: Everybody started singing and dancing?.Dawn: I gave birth to a pterodactyl. Anya: Oh my God. Did it sing?.#BuffyQuotes #Buffy.

Buffy: I didn't say I'd never slay another vampire. It's not like I have all these fluffy bunny feelings for them. I'm just not going to get way extracurricular with it. #BuffyQuotes #Buffy.

Giles: It's classic battle strategy. He's just trying to provoke you, taunt you, goad you into some mishap of some sort. Xander: The nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah approach to battle?.Giles: Yes, Xander, once more you've managed to boil a complex thought down to its simplest possible form.

Buffy: I'm way off my game. My game's left the country. It's in Cuernavaca. #BuffyQuotes #Buffy.

Giles: What am I supposed to do with all of this?.Spike: You gotta make up your mind, Rupes. What are you wasting your time for? Haven't you figured it all out yet, with your enormous squishy frontal lobes?.#BuffyQuotes #Buffy.