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I❤️ turtles #GodHatesNFTees🍎🗽 Turtlez🐢🐢🐢
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Joined February 2021
Just a sneak-peak of the first physical ordinals based trading cards collection we're bringing after the mint!! It's the 'first something' so It could be historical ⭐ Each one is a 1/1, unique piece, with it's unique wizard and unique spell.
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Something is cooking fam! Tag frens & drop your $SOL addy below. Holders eat First!
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Just ordered my @SrPeters action figure from @Apestoys Get yours while they last ! We are @GodHatesNFTees
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@SrPeters Action Figure secured! Thank you @Apestoys and @Apesbored12! Great quality and a piece of @GodHatesNFTees history! Only a few left before they are GONE!
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@NillaPolloLoco @SrPeters @peylay73 @IGPradeep @BertleTurtleson @poseidonn777 @TheCheebus_ @OhTheHumaniT @shiba_inu_420 @grouchoskie @Varrior7777 Gm ☕️ happy tapped-tiddy taco Tuesday 🌮 🫡
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GM and Happy Taco Tuesday to everyone except the people who still need a cartoon monkey with heart-eyes and an open skull to remind them to “BUY THE AVOCADO DIP.” I woke up like this — holding a mic I didn’t ask for, shilling dips I didn’t taste, and rocking lipstick that’s
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Get your ducks on a row. We’re hitting the $150k Bitcoin target predicted by Eric Trump.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says he knows who he will pick to replace Jerome Powell as Fed Chair.
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Mint your @TurtlezDotFun !!! Comes with game ready avatars for @niftyisland and @OthersideMeta Plus they’re awesome🔥🐢
We've had 1 LEGENDARY minter already! Only room for 1 more! Promo ends tomorrow at 3pm EST! 👀 Minting 50 Turtlez gets you one of these FREE Legendary 1/1 Turtlez! Your choice! FCFS! 🫡🐢
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We are @GodHatesNFTees
NFTs other than @GodHatesNFTees keep appearing on my homepage, please return my old homepage We Are @GodHatesNFTees
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GM☀️Happy Taped/ Transparent Tuesday❌❌ If life has you feeling boxed in and bored Consider joining a Cult and letting it all hang out with one of these exclusive @GodHatesNFTees 🗽 Caution ⚠️ Viewing these NFTs may cause elevated blood pressure and localized swelling🙌
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Show up Mfers! Tell 'em we are @GodHatesNFTees
The loudest crypto community who shows up in my chat today — I’ll buy into your project. (As long as it’s not dogshit)
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💥💥GIVEAWAY💥💥 Win both these tokens: 🐵Ape Hater Club #2642 🧟♂️Mutant GodHatesNFTees #2397 ❤️Like 🔁Repost 🔖Bookmark 👍Follow these accounts: @GrouchOskie @SrPeters @GodHatesNFTees @DegenPreacher @peylay73 @IGPradeep @ApeHaterClub Will draw in 48 hours. Good luck! 🙏
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Freak out
🚨Project Paper-Hands ✅ (1 of X) Over the last month OG's, Whales, Collectors of Art, and new/old Aficionados have been collecting Freaks quietly. We have organically raised the floor to 0.0144ETH and created a offer wall at 0.01ETH. Do not fade @JungleFreaksNFT NOW a
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💛🔥7 DAY BID OR CRY AUCTION🔥💛 This is GOLDIE. She holds a sign that says "NFT will decide your girlfriend"…so you already know she’s powerful 😍 To claim this glorious protestor from @GodHatesNFTees........ 👇 BID IN THE REPLIES 👇 🎯 Must at least increase in $5
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GM to everyone except whoever thought “yeah, let’s graft sentient worms onto this man’s scalp, he’ll be fine.” ☀️💀 Woke up looking exactly like this Mutant GodHatesNFTees specimen — half melted astro suit, radioactive shrimp gun in hand, pixel shades locked in, and at least
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GM OGs☀️ We are @GodHatesNFTees
GM, layer-2 larpers ☕🗽👁 Ethereum’s soaring at a god-tier $3,155—wow, 🤣 almost enough to cover one (1) Uniswap swap without selling your firstborn to the gas gods. Maybe its @VitalikButerin's vision? 👀 More like Vitalik’s midlife crisis, still promising scalability while
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