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Dad to a tiny dog. Mizzou, Celtic FC, Detroit Sports, Cardinals Baseball. Betty Draper defender

Lexington, NC
Joined January 2011
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@BertleTurtle11
Sleazy Gordita Crunch
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You run into an asshole in the morning? You just ran into an asshole. You run into asshole all day? Maybe you're the asshole
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@WorldofIsaac
Isaac
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REMINDER: Fuck the Bears forever and ever
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@BertleTurtle11
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Mevisssssssssssssss. God bless. MIZ!
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@BertleTurtle11
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Rams sold this game. Playcalling and just giving up on that touchdown is just unforgivable
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@BertleTurtle11
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Dude bears are the luckiest team in history. How the fuck did they lose to Detroit twice? I hate this reality
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@BertleTurtle11
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Rams playcalling is so ass. They should be up by a billion
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@BertleTurtle11
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God Bless Mickey Redmond
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@BertleTurtle11
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God Bless Debrincat
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@CJDeuce_
Charles James II
7 days
In this world you can either be a Lynn Jones or you can be a Brooke Pryor. Never ever be a Brooke Pryor
@bepryor
Brooke Pryor
8 days
look, it’s a kind sentiment, but it’s not the job of a reporter to console a coach in a postgame press conference. Pressers are to ask questions to gain a better understanding of what happened or figure out what’s next — and do it in a limited amount of time.
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@BertleTurtle11
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Canes got a bunch of soft calls in the third. They can keep crying. Ghost dived. Wings won. Good night.
@ryanwhitney6
Ryan Whitney
6 days
Brindamour may really lose his mind in the post game after that cross check by Copp before the goal. The Wings weren’t losing on Fedorov night
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@BertleTurtle11
Sleazy Gordita Crunch
7 days
I'm going to run through a brick wall in white Nikes just for fun
@daniellabruce_
Daniella Bruce
7 days
Damn. Sergei’s speech was awesome. #LGRW
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@BertleTurtle11
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Fedorov is killing this speech. What a guy. This is amazing
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@SnakeDraftViper
Alex Xaviel
7 days
Reporters seem upset by the attention this is getting because it breaks the norms of their profession. The problem is, no one outside that profession cares about those norms.
@AdamSchefter
Adam Schefter
8 days
This is an awesome post-game exchange between a reporter and Jaguars HC Liam Coen:
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@ToneDigz
Tone Digs
7 days
“Journalists” being upset about this has really kinda made my day. How dare some sweet lady told Liam Coen good job and take up 27 seconds of their day.
@AdamSchefter
Adam Schefter
8 days
This is an awesome post-game exchange between a reporter and Jaguars HC Liam Coen:
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@YourCousinJeff
NFL FREE AGENT FAN
7 days
Same folks shocked the likes of barstool & pat mcafee took over
@DepressedDETN
Ed.
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If I have learned anything over the last 24 hours, it is that sports reporters and journalists are some of the lamest people to ever exist and they take their job way too seriously.
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@mdrizzy22
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Sports reporters/journalists speaking out against Lynn Jones today aren’t going to win this battle, so quit while you’re ahead… Way too many waste time and ask the dumbest questions just to hear yourself speak. Fans are over it. (Shout out to the good ones, though!)
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@BSO
Robert Littal BSO
7 days
That’s Lynn Jones from the Jacksonville Free Press one of the few black newspapers still around. She’s been covering news in Jacksonville for 20+ years. She’s the boss. So if she wanted to lift him up that’s her prerogative. Hopefully more reporters will learn to be kind.
@bepryor
Brooke Pryor
8 days
look, it’s a kind sentiment, but it’s not the job of a reporter to console a coach in a postgame press conference. Pressers are to ask questions to gain a better understanding of what happened or figure out what’s next — and do it in a limited amount of time.
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@BertleTurtle11
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These fraudulent bears couldn't beat the sorry ass lions. The NFL is bullshit
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@BertleTurtle11
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Amber Glenn is that chick
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@BertleTurtle11
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13 days
Saying this in a game where Timmy was diving all over the place is certainly a choice. Nobody has ever accused sens fans of being self-aware
@SensCentral
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Dylan Larkin is everything Red Wings fans think Tim Stützle is.
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@BertleTurtle11
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Refs desperately trying to keep Ottawa in this. Jesus
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