Bertha Mwonzora
@Berthamwonzora
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Obsequium amicos, veritas odium parit.
Joined December 2011
The funniest thing is obese men trying to tell me I look bigger than before. Meanwhile they look like they ate two of me .
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I was gonna post a before and after of how much weight I lost, but then I remembered that this is X and you are all big meanies.
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I don’t mean to be mean, 😈. Buuuttt… zimbabwean women’s definition of “long thick hair” is funny to me. There’s a trend on TikTok. People with hair that’s 15cm long talking about, “my hair is so long”. No ma’am. It’s still short. Especially if you have a big forehead.
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Same
I’m at a point in life where I know $5k is not a lot of money, but I don’t have $5k💀🥲
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I’ve never seen someone so happy and relaxed-looking in handcuffs
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Period pads should be free. It’s not a luxury, it’s a basic human need.
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It’s coming off very rape-y .
Imagine kunzi “Am not ready nemunhu ane chinhu cha 1999 and chaimborohwa 16 rounds per night kuUZ or MSU” 😂😂😂 Haa regerai vakomana
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There's this girl who said if you're afraid of reaching 30 without a house photodump. Then ditch Christianity and try ATR. Guys tichachekereswa gore rino😭
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😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Likers of this post, I have a bridge to sell you🚶🏽♀️
You can talk trash all you like about the UK 🇬🇧, it changed some of us. 2 properties in my name, 2 businesses I own. My very own Golf Mk7 paid in full. In first frame that wasn't even my car 🤣
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My pet peeve. Imagine being 30+ and your life is so empty you’re still stuck in high school. I met a man, 38years old, and EVERY conversation started with, “when I was at Falcon.” Let it go 🙄🙄🙄
Zimbabwe is the only country group where you can meet someone for the first time with a balding head, greying beard, pot belly, 3 kids and their first question is, "what school did you go to"?
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It doesn’t matter how fast/provocative/“naughty” a 12/13 year old is. If you’re an adult sleeping with a tween for any reason, you’re sick and you need to be thrown under the jail.
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Murambatsvina 8.0. 🧐 I love the idea of cleaning up our CBDs , but without a good plan forward for those who are solely surviving on these markets… this might be cruel especially to the urban poor.
Government has banned night vending and the selling of second-hand clothing in Central Business Districts. All local authorities have been ordered to start implementing the ban. Local Government and Public Works Minister Daniel Garwe announced this during a meeting with Harare
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Smh 🤦♀️
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Shame. You guys are really damaged.
Why hasn’t Zimbabwe had a predominantly white political party post independence? I feel like that would be a game changer. What are white Zimbabweans even doing? They don’t seem politically active at all.
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I really hate the under butt cleavage trend, especially when women who don’t work out or exfoliate their bottoms fully take over that aesthetic. It’s just disgusting.
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This is so backward and disgusting
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Thank God he wasn’t in public service for 69 years.
Nelson Mandela Day is a call to action. In recognition of the 67 years he spent fighting for social justice, spend 67 minutes giving back – whether it's mentoring, volunteering, or helping someone in need. Every act of kindness honours Madiba's legacy. Harare: +263 (242)
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