BERCOW OUT, FUCKERS.

FUCK YOU, NICOTINE-STAINED MAN FROG

WOULD NEVER HAVE FUCKING HAPPENED IN MY DAY

ONE MORE FOR OLD TIME’S SAKE: MR PETER FUCKING BONE

WHAT A FUCKING PACK OF WANKSOCKS. IMAGINE THE AVERAGE CUNTINESS OF THESE TWATS AND THEN REALISE THAT HALF OF THEM ARE EVEN CUNTIER THAN THAT.

DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT THIS FUCKING TRAITORS THING IS THAT I’VE SIGNED UP FOR?

FUCK

HEY FUCKERS

I’VE PROPER FUCKED UP

NOT DISORDERLY BUT FUCKING INAPPROPRIATE

AND THERE’S SOMETHING FUCKING WRONG WITH THE BASTARD SYSTEM WHEN IT’S DEEMED NOT OUT OF ORDER TO LIE BUT OUT OF ORDER TO CALL OUT THE FUCKING LIE

NONE OF THIS TWATTERY WOULD’VE HAPPENED WHEN I WAS FUCKING SPEAKER.

HE’S A FUCKING LYING SHITHOUSE PISSWEASEL. HE KNOWS HE’S A FUCKING LYING SHITHOUSE PISSWEASEL. WE KNOW HE’S A FUCKING LYING SHITHOUSE PISSWEASEL. HE KNOWS THAT WE KNOW HE’S A FUCKING LYING SHITHOUSE PISSWEASEL. THE FUCKING LYING SHITHOUSE PISSWEASEL.

FUCK YOU, WORZEL GUMMIDGE

HAPPY FUCKING CHRISTMAS, CUNTYCHOPS

YOU CAN TRY TO BUTTER ME UP AS MUCH AS YOU WANT. I STILL THINK YOU'RE ALL CUNTS.

ORDERRRRRRRRRR YOU TWATBASTARDS. SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP. FOR POSSIBLY THE LAST FUCKING TIME, QUESTIONS TO THE SHIT SCARECROW!

THE LEADER OF THE HOUSE AND BESPECTACLED DOUBLE LOLLY, MR JACOB REES FUCKING MOGG

THE FUCKING AYES HAVE IT

DIVISION! CLEAR THE FUCKING LOBBY YOU HOOFWANKING BUNGLECUNTS