@JaredTheNoob @SickAnimation Looks like I’m the only idiot who wants to know how big Pete is

My two-year-old, my 9-month-old, and their mother have each individually gone to the ER this week for COVID symptoms. Dropped off my baby half an hour ago after he got a fever between 103°-104° My coworkers made fun of me yesterday for being the “mask guy”…

Why do we cuss? 🙁

@BenjaminCappa

I’m just gonna assume if you say, unprompted, “I’m vaccinated,” you’re not vaccinated

When you play too much Monster Hunter, your parrot learns Proof of A Hero

I have a smart, beautiful baby and I’m very proud of her

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now but your Stevie impression sucks

No Spoilers: I will no longer expect above-average writing from #marvel. Anything exceptional will be a pleasant surprise until they prove they can do otherwise. #WANDAVISIONFINALE was… disappointing.

Why does everyone on TikTok sound like that?

The results from my Community Game Night Stream! The two winners here are now featured on my merch store but I also wanted to show off the collection of honorable mentions here. Thanks to everyone who showed up! Play again and see if your stupid joke makes it on my merch

Feel like this should be a bigger story

Un-fun Fact: “Duh” or “dur” comes from mocking the vocalizations of people with cognitive impairment, more specifically those who were non-verbal. Making this tweet now because I was reminded of the person who’s feelings I hurt using those words specifically.

I don’t wanna get into why I know this, but Switch Pro Controllers are pretty damn durable.

Animated a little gif for my schedule. I figure that'll be better than constant tweets when I go up. With that said, I'm starting in about half an hour and would love to see you there!

(3/3) Often it seems that we disregard this truth under pretense of debate or “discussion”. I’ve felt my opinions devalued if I could not change the mind of someone more interested in changing MY mind. I think I’ll be happier if I ignore the “debate” and follow their guidance.

(2/3) If they actually value your perspective, it is up to them to do seek out similar work and experiences. Any guidance from you is a favor NOT an obligation. Keep in mind the same is absolutely true for anyone you disagree with.

(1/3) I’ve come to realize that if someone disagrees with you, the onus is not on you to change their mind. You’ve had the experiences and done the work to form your opinion. They are asking for a shortcut to that opinion and the effort to provide it will often go unappreciated.

My name is Ben and I sit down to pee

I am now humbly requesting any shred of evidence that suggests Knives Out is written well

I know my bird shit on my head because all of a sudden his ass got real warm. So no, I don’t think birds are for everyone.