Mike “Bender” Epstein
@BenderBlue72
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WASP II Deadhead II Rodrick Rules II 2nd Floor Library Dweller
Little St. James Island
Joined November 2025
“Guys, the girls are on their way. Seriously, don’t be anti-social and hang out in the corner of the room of the whole time.” Me and the boys:
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@Ufcbatman @MurdauhAlex What the fuck are you talking about
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I HATE EVERYONE!!!! FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!
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My fingers are the brush, my thoughts are my paint, and Twitter id my canvas.
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tossed in two 9mg velos and threw on some mayer, his guitar solo right was the nicotine hit me was #heaven
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kill me now little brother is getting more play than me
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john mayer really rips the guitar shit us heavenly
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just ripped my vocal cords out trying to imitate steven tyler in the shower god aerosmith is so good
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fuck this -6 wind chill, can’t do shit this weekend
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