Ben Glass
@Ben_Glass
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Work hard. Tweet harder.
Memphis, TN
Joined March 2009
It’s been a minute. How we doing? Hit me with a like if you’re still active on here.
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First day stuff on the new job. Early stuff then late stuff. like 9:30PM phone meeting with Asia kind of stuff. Great stuff. Now bed stuff.
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RT @RyanAustinDean: Within ten years, baggy clothes will be in style again. And we shall be so comfortable.
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Big weeks call for 9:00 PM bedtimes. My inner grandpa would be giving a standing ovation right now, but he's napping in his recliner. .
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I don't realize the relationship I have with my hot tub is real until I catch myself singing that one John Legend song directly to it. .
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#TBT to the first and last time I experienced Paul and Graceland Too. A lot has changed in the last 5… http://t.co/LZOX1Wu80f.
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Why can't I just have dreams of zombie raids like the rest of my friends?.
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My nightmares consist of people transforming into cats, imbedding themselves into my life, and consistently biting my hand until I love them.
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Red Lobster biscuits are great for exercising zero self-discipline.
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"I accidentally left my phone at home today, and it feels refreshing to be completely unplugged from technology at my fingertips." -Liar.
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“@UberFacts:15 reasons why you should be afraid to fly: http://t.co/digl3lKAYo
http://t.co/NqK15YfmSv” Dedicated to you, @RyanAustinDean.
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2 months with no tweetering. Is that what it's called? I can't remember. Regardless, I'm done saying weird things to myself. I'm back.
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Road trips are good for the soul. Unless you get carsick easily. Then maybe not. .
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