Ben
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Sunday goals achieved. Feeling accomplished after hitting the gym and conquering the garden. Now it's time to unwind on the sofa. Who’s bringing me a cold one? 🍺😎
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This weekend has been very hot🔥& very gay🏳️🌈. Essex Pride was so much fun! Today’s plans… garden & chill.
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Something something lighting. Something something validation.
Something something thirst trap.
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I’m not brave enough to do this when there are other guys in the locker room. It was empty yesterday so took the opportunity to be thirsty 💪.
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Morning twitter, looking forward to a lazy day of my DMs being slid into, nudes and alt accounts being revealed. (Subtle, I am not).
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Did a thing… captained my rugby team for the first time and scored my first try. Not many people know that I’ve been working through a lot of anxiety and self doubt recently so this was a massive moment for me 🙂
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Lighting was favourable this morning, however no amount of filtering will hide those eye bags. 👁️ 👁️
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The sense of utter disappointment when the TV guide says 'Keeping Up...' & you hit info it's '...with the Kardashians' & not '..Appearances'
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Colchester Pride was amazing, very sore head today though 😅. Great turnout by the
@colchesterkings
🏉
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Sorting out the washing is not going well. I’ve been laying on the bed in the spare room browsing Asos for the last 25 mins 🙈
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A few birthday cocktails in the Spanish sun ☀️🍹(at what point in your 30s are you allowed to start panicking about nearly being 40?).
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I told him he wasn’t allowed in my selfie, yet here she is with her judging eyebrow 😒
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So it turns out I can’t get away with wearing the same gym shorts three times in a row… I can smell them 😬
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I’m so done with working shifts, home at 0430. I’m not moving from bed today in protest and there’s nothing you can do about it . Oh what’s that, back in at 15:30... 😭
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I hurt, can anyone bring a McDonalds breakfast to Aldgate... Please 😩
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On Monday someone decided to run a red light into me. Suffice to say I think it’s going to be a write off, it was only 16 months old! It’s exhausting sorting out all the insurance & claims etc. Anyone got any tips?! N.B. BMW airbags very effective 10/10.
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Just spent an HOUR cleaning the bathroom. I’m fucked. Counts as exercise right?
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I’m so boooooored of self isolation. There’s only so many TikToks to scroll and bags of crisps to eat. Do I…miss work and the gym? Who am I? 😭
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Off to that London to see the very funny
@rhysnicholson
at
@sohotheatre
tonight. I’m VERY excited… little bit of wee came out.
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Anyone else flirt with their deliveroo driver when drunk/hungover in the hope you can live out some kinda porn movie scenario…just me? Gave ‘Josh’ a 20% tip and he’s not come back yet. FFS.
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These FUCKING chandeliers do my head in. Drawback of renting is suffering landlord’s/previous tenant’s crimes against humanity 😷🙅♀️Am I over reacting?
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Another Brexit win! None of that foreign water in this household. 🇬🇧🇬🇧
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Mighty Hoopla Weekender throwback, at Butlins! Keeping it classy in the toilets.
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Spent the entire afternoon slobbing around and playing Xbox. Also... since when was my forearm THAT hairy?! 🦍
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2009/2019. Add 3 stone, a beard and bags under the eyes. Also starting to think I had a drinking problem in ‘09. I’ve got a pint in every single photo 😬
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Ladies and homosexual gentleman; England captain Owen Farrell... *clutches pearls 🤤
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Premier Inn lighting hits different 😎
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I love my barbers so much. Spent the whole time talking about dick and then the soldier waiting for his haircut showed us all a video of his mate bollock naked in the pub. One of the benefits of living in a garrison town 😜
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Last rest day life admin. *sits in car scrolling twitter to avoid going to Lidl for food.
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Books annual leave. Sits at home doing nothing. Gets pre-work dread for later in the week. Fml.
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Boxers should have pockets. Does anyone else walk around the house with their phone tucked into the waistband of their boxers?
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Brunching earlier today with
@JSilverstone12
in our favourite city (the martini in front of me blew my tits off).
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When you're trying to eat dinner but have this adorable little face watching you intently 😍
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Twunk blonde gym husband just turned up… with a girl. I would ask that I am given privacy at this time for this sensitive and personal matter. 😢
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If I was a glass bus shelter I would be fucking shitting myself about tonight.
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Sunday update. Hangover: mild to moderate. Body: broken from rugby, knees inoperable. DMs: devoid of 🍆.
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Found an old passport photo, circa 2010. The years have NOT been kind. Someone validate me and say that frown lines, crows feet and eye bags are now attractive?
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Some interesting reactions to my post of an HIV testing kit on my insta story. A few along lines of “Someone’s been naughty/up to no good”. Gay sex isn’t naughty or dirty and testing is responsible, regardless of your situation.
#HIVTestingWeek
@THTorguk
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Opinions on the current state of my beard please (see Poll in comments).
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I’m 35 years old but it still feels weird when you overhear someone say to their child something like “Move out of the man’s way” when you’re shopping. Man?… oh you mean me!?
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The 9/10 straight electrician is here... in shorts. I’m having palpitations 🥵
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All these people posting pictures of their Christmas tree. Gay twitter doesn’t care about the tree, they’re all looking at your interior decor, how messy/tidy your living room is and thinking ‘Cor they’re doing well, look at the size of their house!’ 💁♀️
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The look of unconditional love for his Dad or was I eating something?
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I've not showered for the whole of 2017...right let's wash away 2016's sins (Gonna need more soap 🤔)
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My ‘for you’ feed is almost exclusively twitter gays posting about their xmas eve workouts. Give it a rest and have a fucking mince pie, your abs will still be there on Boxing Day 😆
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Does anyone else’s workplace send fake phishing emails as like a test to see if you’re stupid enough to open the attachment or click the link? Mine did today & the link (if clicked) sent you to a mandatory online training package.
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Who’s feeling delicate doesn’t wanna/can’t get out of bed 🙋♂️. Manchester you’ve been a treat 🏳️🌈
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In bed waiting for the drunken bf to come home smelling like stale booze and McDonald’s. I’m such a bitter housewife 👵🏻
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Last rest day wild activity... I cleaned the inside of the car. We’ll all miss lockdown really, right? 🤨
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