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Benjamin Dougherty

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High School Cybersecurity teacher; amateur mathematician; find me on Mastadon @[email protected] ; lover of science and music

Cincinnati, Ohio
Joined April 2009
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@BenDougherty
Benjamin Dougherty
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Best Buy?!? My dude, I built that clackity-clacking keyboard!.
@Rothmus
Rothmus 🏴
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@BenDougherty
Benjamin Dougherty
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Changed all the batteries in the smoke detectors today! Makes me feel very responsible. Side note: When did batteries get so expensive?!.
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@BenDougherty
Benjamin Dougherty
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RT @wendyweeww: Hallucination is baked into LLMs. Can't be eliminated, it's how they work. @DarioAmodei says LLMs hallucinate less than hum….
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@BenDougherty
Benjamin Dougherty
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#powermove Kudos to the comms team at @astronomerio !
@astronomerio
Astronomer
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Thank you for your interest in Astronomer.
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@BenDougherty
Benjamin Dougherty
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A stark reminder of how dangerous the Apollo missions were! In hindsight it seems inevitable that they succeeded, but success was never a given.
@historycalendar
History Calendar
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Nixon’s speech if Apollo 11 had failed, in which case the astronauts were stranded on the Moon, 1969.
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@BenDougherty
Benjamin Dougherty
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RT @historycalendar: Nixon’s speech if Apollo 11 had failed, in which case the astronauts were stranded on the Moon, 1969. .
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@BenDougherty
Benjamin Dougherty
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Literally the best description of cryptocurrency I’ve ever heard. Nine year old nailed it!.
@juliussharpe
Julius Sharpe
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I tried explaining crypto to my nine year old and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”.
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@BenDougherty
Benjamin Dougherty
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RT @DrBHacking: Fantastic conference! . Thanks to @AP_Trevor and @CollegeBoard for the community engagement and generating great buzz for t….
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@BenDougherty
Benjamin Dougherty
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Young children have such a strong belief in the possibility that “this time will be different”, especially when it almost certainly will not be. “Maybe this time I will eat that thing In asking you to buy for my lunches!”.
@alyssaleann
Alyssa 🌻
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On the plane with a 5 year old whose parents won’t let him have headphones to listen to music because he always scream-sings along. [kind of yelling] “I won’t do it this time!”.“Buddy, you always say that, and it’s never true”.
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@BenDougherty
Benjamin Dougherty
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This came across my feed, and I just want to say this is ridiculous! Birds don’t leave reviews on Amazon.
@MartyChops
Chops
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🤗🤔💥
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@BenDougherty
Benjamin Dougherty
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I used to start my MV Calc class with this passage every year! Good memories!.
@mathladyhazel
Math Lady Hazel 🇦🇷
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“What one fool can do, another can.” — Calculus Made Easy (1910)
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@BenDougherty
Benjamin Dougherty
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9 is starting to mow the lawn this summer; he’s become interested in making money. I don’t mind as it saves me at least a little time. Today he said “Do I get paid extra because of the how hot it is?” 🤣.
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@BenDougherty
Benjamin Dougherty
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RT @FBI: ALERT—The FBI has recently observed the cybercriminal group Scattered Spider expanding its targeting to include the airline sector….
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Benjamin Dougherty
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@gillianxmarina
em
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that’s not a want, it’s a NEED
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@BenDougherty
Benjamin Dougherty
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If I ever swing this smoothly, I’ll stop keeping score and just go around the course hitting balls. ⛳️.
@ClassicSwingX
Classic Golf Swing
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“Snap it at the bottom.”.That’s what Arnold Palmer and the old masters used to say. Back then, they called it the “delayed hit.”. Today, we call it lag and release—but the idea hasn’t changed. Store the power, then let it go right at the bottom of the arc. Effortless speed,
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@BenDougherty
Benjamin Dougherty
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More legos from my son! 🤣
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@BenDougherty
Benjamin Dougherty
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Twitter’s still got it! 🎉👇.
@willccbb
will brown
2 months
idk about that, most of my friends know what it is.
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@BenDougherty
Benjamin Dougherty
2 months
Most real and relatable tweet I’ve seen in a while….
@LurkAtHomeMom
Lurkin' Mom
2 months
I once helped my husband cut a tree down, stacked wood all day, celebrated with a bonfire and 7 beers, then woke up and took a 4 mile run. Today, I spent 3 hours laying on a heating pad to rest my back because I sat too much at a meeting. Kids, listen to me. Do. Not. Get. Old.
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@BenDougherty
Benjamin Dougherty
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Me before seeing this: “Why would anyone ever want to use a Time Machine?!”.Me after seeing this: “Time to get a PhD in quantum physics so I can build a Time Machine…”.
@SVG__Collection
Melodies & Masterpieces
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The kind of New Year’s Eve people dream about.
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@BenDougherty
Benjamin Dougherty
2 months
Interesting and unsurprising initial findings here.
@TIME
TIME
2 months
MIT just studied how ChatGPT impacts our brains.
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