Wearing your keys on your belt loop is not a personality trait

Don’t like complaining as we weren’t dominating and genuinely believe these things even themselves out over the season, but those decisions were nothing short of shocking, even their disallowed goal was a poor decision… #FORAVL

French fans singing “Allez Allez Allez” stealing Villa chants, mad.

That France away shirt needs to calm down

Is it blueberries? Think it might be blueberries..

Was hacked. Apologies for the chaos this will have caused all 5 of you. I feel important.

Genius

Maybe that Britney conservership thing wasn’t such a terrible idea

Fabrizio Romano searching through his heaps of old tweets to repost the guesses that end up happening must be a full time job for a team of 4/5 people I reckon

Pogba comeback incoming

Do hope this Real Madrid keeper is enjoying his last game for the club…

England playing a match in Napoli, what could possibly go wrong…

And Bruno Fernandes is exactly what you know I think he is.

Erik Ten Hag is the best managerial appointment in a long time

Dibu you deserve this

Oh Leo, you gorgeous glorious footballer

Have a feeling Rodrigo de Paul is the 3rd most important member of this squad

Antoine Griezmann is a delightful footballer

“Wasn’t intentional” and “Casemiro” should not be allowed in the same sentence. We know better.