As gramps used to say, "The best pants are pants that fit." #gramppants

Honored to have #timingiseverything shortlisted at AICP http://t.co/mXO5lRBVzn As gramps used to say, "Think irregularly. Poop regularly."

Thanks @bestads for showcasing Black Box Comedy and making it numero uno this week! http://t.co/KZcOs05qGk #timingiseverything

Forgot to put a hashtag in first tweet... Here's to a better 2nd tweet! This really happened! http://t.co/iuK9A64CKC #timingiseverything

Here's to absurd yet true stories: http://t.co/iuK9A64CKC Honored to make my first tweet so darn awkward.