
Ben Alabaster
@BenAlabaster
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Chief Process Strategist | Coach & Mentor | Magic Maker
Caledon, Ontario
Joined March 2009
OY! @HydroOne are you gonna do anything about this on Chinguacousy and King or am I gonna have to do it myself?
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Apparently it’s taking more than an hour to gate planes at @TorontoPearson right now. What. The. Fuck?! What a clusterfuck of incompetence!.
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What's wrong with @BMO just now? I can't log in to internet/mobile banking, can't get anyone on the phone, my card doesn't work and half of the website gives me security errors and the helpnow page won't load.
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. @canadagoose what does someone have to do to get a response out of your customer service email? Twice I’ve been ignored. I expect better customer service for a $1,200 coat!!!.
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God damnit @dominos why do all your stores keep pointing at each other saying “try them” - I just want a pizza damnit!.
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I don’t know how to tell you this, but if these are your bags sitting on the tarmac, they fell off a baggage trolley and nobody seems to give a shit. #TorontoPearson #LostLuggage
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Please @ASUSUSA can you tell me why everything you do is branded "North America" yet you don't have your flagship ExpertBook with 32Gb RAM and 2TB SSD available in Canada which takes up more of North America than the USA?.
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Workable solutions for UK consultants and contractors impacted by the incoming IR35 legislation.
IR35 legislation is causing a lot of UK consultants headaches. We're here to help find you the solutions you need. #IR35 #Consulting #Contracting #NeverStopGrowing #NeverStopLearning
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Dear @duolingo I’m not avoiding you, I just haven’t had any free time in the past 2 months. I want to learn, but I have other higher priorities right now. Stop harassing me like a stalker ex! It’s really creepy and turning me off. #DutchLessons.
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Hey can anyone tell me, is my computer bag classified as my carry on allowance with @AirCanada or can I have that in addition to a small bag?.
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For God's sake @AirCanada I've been trying to book a ticket to London all GOD DAMN MORNING! And your customer service number has hung up on me twice now. What the fuck is wrong with you people?!?!.
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Does anyone know what the federal policy is about taking a crowbar to get your mail from the community mailbox because @canadapostcorp can't find the competence to issue a key for it and I need access to my mail?.
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Can anyone tell me how many phone calls and how long it's supposed to take to get mailbox keys for a mailbox in Ontario @canadapostcorp @canadaposthelps 4 weeks, 5 calls, 3 visits to the post office, 2 reference numbers and still no f****** keys!!!.
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Hey @littlecaesars when are you going to get your act together and put your bacon wrapped deep dish pepperoni pizza back on the menu? What are you playing at over there? You’re not Disney! Get on with it! #InTheVault.
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At least @realDonaldTrump build something pretty and monumental like China did. Tourist attractions make a shit ton of money. Tourism could fund its maintenance forever more.
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So now he’s misappropriated funds, how is @realDonaldTrump going to handle a REAL national emergency when it happens? Walls don’t stop people who overstay their visas accounting for more than HALF of illegal immigration! WALLS DON’T STOP LEGAL ARRIVALS!.
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