SWALLOWING MY PIRIDE. HAVING TO ASK FOR HELP. https://t.co/gaEtcPOpcx

He looks fuck all like me but having Gene Hackman playing me in a biopic would be unreal.

He did the same thing when I was playing a PSV career mode and kept killin it with Jefferson Farfan. For some reason I made a tune called ‘Pierre Fan-fan scores from a cornerrrrrr.’ Once again @_yelrA just joined in without hesitation. No Q’s asked. That’s true friendship imo.

The fact i was once playing FIFA 16 on my ones and i randomly got the urge to make a song called ‘Marcel Desaily scores from a corner’. Soon as it happened I called @_yelrA and he fully entertained the idea. Didn’t shut me down. Didn’t ask why. Just got involved no Q’s asked.

I LIKE FOOTBALL SHIRTS! Manchester based legend @Beku__Beku will be kicking off the football season with their new track ‘I Like Football Shirts’ featuring Loose Articles set to release on the 14th August via @ilovealcopop Pre save here - https://t.co/qzNFuwffwK

Would I be doing too much to travel to Barcelona for a holiday but mainly to go watch Lamine Yamal in the flesh? Like he legit looks like he could be one of them 👀 I never managed to watch Messi with my own eyes and i regret it immensely (I’m not finna go Miami to watch him).

Stealing this. Just replace Claudio Braga with THOMAS CAIRNEY! Someone else should probz get a new song but we’ve made no signings ffs lol

Unbelievable that I waited so long to watch Peaky Blinders. Thought it was just gunna be a pretty standard BBC drama but it’s genuinely amazing tele. I understand them basic ass people who base their entire identity on the show now. Flat cap gang 4 lyf 🌚

Please send any submissions to my email bekubekumusic@gmail.com or loosearticles@outlook.com The DEADLINE is July 28th. Thank you comrades.

I NEED YOUR HELP 🫵🏾 For my latest song I’m writing about my mild addiction to buying football shirts and would love for you to get involved with the music video. All I need is a short landscape video of you wearing your fav (or multiple) football shirts.

MR FULHAM ❤️ Honestly cannot describe how nice this guy was. Made me feel so special and legitimately got the whole squad to take time to come say hello to me. CAPTAIN LEADER LEGEND. Not exaggerating when I say one of the soundest people I’ve ever met. ONE MORE YEAR!

Having cancer is pretty shit I can’t lie guys. But fuck me. Days like today really humble me. My friends setup and organised a truly amazing day of fundraising in Liverpool with so many of my mates in bands. The effort they’ve put in has truly exceeded friendship

Shout out the guy on Vinted who just sold me this town top for a tenner rather than £17 cos he saw I was from Fax. Real recognise real 🤝🏾 (i said I was taking a hiatus from buying footy tops but this was too good to turn down)

Rewatching Cowboy Bebop again cos it’s basically perfect. I don’t really play video games anymore but it would make such a sick game. You’d have space missions, hand to hand combat. Big shoot ‘em up levels. Even big open map investigations and shit. Would be class.

Finding it pretty hard to wrap my head around all this. Expecting the loyal ST fans to stump up £400 in less than a month is pretty shitty. And then £24 for a single game in 5th tier is heavy duty too. I really appreciate DB having saved the club but c’mon man!

Currently reading ‘Butter by Asako Yuzuki’ and it makes me want to eat a load of butter lol. Has anyone had buttered ramen noodles before? Seems like it would be lowkey pretty naff but the book is enticing me in.

I bought some Ned Flanders Adidas rather than some Patta Nike Air Max. Idk what this means for me lol…

After my Doc told me I was weeks away from being brown bread my perspective on tings substantially changed. Now I’m still plodding along with treatment plans ready to go It feels pleasantly optimistic buying shit on Vinted. Sounds daft but I can plan a smidge into the future 😁

I think adults that keeping using the term ‘bosh’ unironically should be investigated in some capacity.

What language do they speak inside your dreams?

Ohh. Bit of a shock tbf. I know he’s ex-blue shite but I wouldn’t have minded Fulham taking a punt on him for £20m. Excellent cover for Muniz and Raul and surely pushes them all the way for the starting role. Would have been a proper challenge for places.