David W
@Beets911
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antifa's accountant https://t.co/aWbfFOntOR @TheRealDavid.bsky.social on bsky
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Joined April 2009
Stop asking me "What is wrong with you?" I don't know I am trying to figure that out too
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Watch this space…
BREAKING: 82 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just fell down the stairs while departing the Senate
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I love X and Grok! Here is an image of a flying cybertruck... thank you elom... #grok
#cybertruck
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I understand the firearm charges. But how could they possibly try this guy for murder? It was clearly an accident when his firearm discharged multiple times as Mr Important CEO happened to be walking by.
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Every company right now: Cyber Monday's almost over! Don't miss the deals! Almost done! Companies tomorrow: uhh it's... Deals Tuesday...don't want to miss this one
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Panicking over the election results is so 2016! We have learned so much since then. There's no need to panic! What's important now is to simply give up.
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"The thing you like is actually bad in a way you didn't think about." Shut up. Don't tell me that.
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Me, unwrapping a candy bar: I can have a little treat sometimes. It's fine My dentist lying prone on a nearby rooftop, slowly focusing in on me with a sniper rifle:
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Ok so whoever we think is going to be the 2028 republican nominee, we have to get the conspiracy theorists started on some things like he secretly hates trump. If trump has a heart attack it was his fault. He actually eats babies
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Americans will really vote for anyone that's not currently in power if the price of eggs and gas are too high. They do not understand or care how government works. There's no way to reason with these people and there are millions of them. Depressing!
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*opening up my empty wallet and a moth flies out* This is the democrats' fault.
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lol at Americans that think Trump cares about "the economy." Or even understands what it is
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It doesn't matter who is running. If they feel like "the economy is bad" and food costs too much at the grocery store, Americans will vote for the person/party that is not currently in power. Can't imagine living in this kind of ignorance. Honestly it must be nice!
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*shrieking and rolling around on the ground while my wife takes down halloween decorations* "Spooky season is not over! It's not!"
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Just a li'l 'ween short, just a li'l 'ween short. Nothin' fancy, nothin fancy. (flash version: https://t.co/G6ErLgGDek)
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