Today I made a coconut fibre support and repotted my monstera that was severely root bound. Even set up a little humidifier for him, let’s see how it goes!

all i wanna do is ride witchu

My phone no longer recognises headphones and just a week from me getting a new phone! Ahh well

When you have a shaved head and your partner has shirt dark hair and you pull a 3 inch bleached blonde hair out of your double cheese burger..

My mental health surviving a really tough day but then my keys drop when I try to unlock my front door

Joe Biden is the first actor from Parks and Recreation to become the President of the United States.

Dropped off film yesterday and they told me they will ready in a day or two, guess who has been refreshing their email since.. ME!

The fucking NERVE of some people.

I have decided to attempt a “quick simple pastry recipe” at 9:38pm at night, wish me luck.

Shout out to my mum for being amazing and offering to help me but she doesn’t live close to me and she would sacrificing her time for me and I KNOW she gets stressed like me when she’s behind on plans. I gotta do today alone

When your mum calls to see if you’re free for lunch in an hour and you haven’t had breakfast.. or handed in film.. or done your grocery shop.. or even STARTED the laundry you have piled up.. and it’s your only day off.. depression sucks.

Incredible. I love @JimCarrey

Got a text from Australia Post saying my item is arriving today and I don’t believe I have anything on order..

He is just a big man baby with lots of money who doesn’t like being told no. The other one creeps me out too.

Baron Wolman, Rolling Stone's first photographer whose images cemented countless rock gods, has died at the age of 83 https://t.co/gYaFAwDlvw

I just called my partner of 4 years “hottie” for the first time and it was out loud and he responded by blowing a large raspberry. Perfect response honestly.

Tony Hawk as Larry David is the best thing I’ve seen all 2020, maybe my whole life

Haven’t even stepped on my bus for work and I’m already thinking about playing my Sims game when I get home from work.

“Do you work here often, or just for tonight?” I was the owner of the venue and it was only me and the band an hour later still not packed down yet after I had asked twice for them to move things along 🙄

Might be a good time to get new lenses in my old solid tortoise pattern Raybans frames that I miss so I have a backup 😅