Beaux Spooky
@BeauxSpooky
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Failed umbrella salesman.
Flatwater, USA
Joined April 2012
#ufc would be way more interesting if there was a wild goose in the ring that they couldn’t touch but could be part of the match.
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Variety packs are just what brands use to get rid of the black cherry flavor.
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Just had the ol’ #28 burp. So if you know what in the hell that means, it’d be a pleasure to know.
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Buying wool socks is the closest I’ll ever get to luxury shopping. I’m more than ok with this.
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Two ladies were screaming Russian at each other and laughing in a TJ Max’s and I couldn’t have been more entertained.
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my god this team is like a serial killer who’s MO is to let you crawl 15 yards to your phone bleeding to death and they kill you right as you dial 9-1
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Had my first trick-or-treater in 6 years and since I forgot to buy candy, that kid got a box of Fruit Loops.
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Ordered a new replacement wallet today. Please respect my privacy in this trying time.
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Just drove by two vans labeled “Clean-Prep” and whoever lives at that house is planning on a wild night.
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Piloted a boat for a weekend on choppy lake water, nearing my mid-30’ s, and had a “you’re getting older” moment. So if any chiropractors want to throw me a deal somewhere, that would be great.
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Lady in front of me in the @PopeyesChicken drive-thru just dropped a dissertation as her order and I’m glad I have a book in here
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I admire the guy who sat down at the bar at noon and spread out his gambling sheets all over the place. An unapologetic degenerate.
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My hands look like this: So my shoes can look like this: (Yes, I forgot to put on gloves, I know.)
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The lack of “Popeye’s etiquette” in this drive through is outstanding
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The OV-10 Bronco is the grandparent of the the A-10 Warthog and not a single plane has that wing-wash thunderstorm. The OV-10 is the grandpa burning out in the parking lot. Love it when you have it.
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I will never stop marveling at quality of the 1 Dollar costco hot dog and the actual death threat between the company brass that has kept it at that price.
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Batman beat your ass and broke some bones & now you’re addicted to percs. He catches you buying some illegally to help with the pain since Wayne’s Insurance wouldn’t cover the next refill. Now you in the alley way with a collapsed lung cause a white man lost his daddy
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Diarrhea Daytona!
The Daytona 500 has resumed after a weather delay that lasted more than five hours and prompted several drivers to make fast-food runs outside the track.
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