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Sneads, FL 32460
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Full disclosure I stepped away from nursing months ago. Hardest thing I have ever done haven't talked about it publicly. Last week Chief nurse called and asked me to come back and help. I was on the scheduled the next day. We are not fine, I am not fine. I'm angry and tired.
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If you can, please get a vaccine. If you can't or don't want to then please wear a mask, wash your hands, and socially distance. We are tired.
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If you are one of the women out there saying "If you consent to sex you consent to pregnancy". I genuinely feel sorry for you for so many reasons.
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I know a lot of nurses who worked around COVID positive patients for months and didn't contract COVID.
Do you know what they did that the President didn't?
They wore a mask, washed their hands, and didn't touch their face.
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Hands down this has been & probably always will be my favorite
@BeauTFC
video. What happened today has me in my feels, and thankful for Beau. When "they" decide my tiny lady brain can't make decisions anymore. There would be no one better to have as my voice.
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For those suffering and struggling from burnout, guilt, grief, anger, post traumatic stress, moral injury and you have been doing so in silence forgive yourself and start healing. For those who don't know please don't pass judgment on others struggles.
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So the thing was not a new horse and I'm pretty excited with how it turned out!
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I refuse to raise men that say you do (insert anything) like a girl as an insult. I also refuse to allow them to ever believe their sister, mother, or any girl/woman is less than a boy/ man. Crying, dancing, parenting, uncertainty, and compassion are all human experiences.
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On a lighter note for today...Do other people who have been married forever with multiple external stressors and a crazy life still wake up and see their SO for the first time that day and think... "Damn, I'm so glad they chose me as their partner for this journey." ? I hope so.
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You all know
@BeauTFC
is only taking a break for bad weather because he is worried about....
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Someone recently asked about my hair it's growing out but I am still keeping it short. So much easier and faster. I also think it's still pretty cute.
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Rip its finally wore off.
@BeauTFC
was asleep by 2130. That is something I haven't seen in awhile. So for those who have been worried. He is getting rest. I'm sure he will be up in about 5 hrs. 💤
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None of this is true. The reason we have stayed married is because I have big [redacted] and I like to [redacted] a lot.
Inbox: "Dating advice Q. What do you think has kept you and your wife together so long?"
Having similar goals and morals and not trying to fundamentally change each other's personality or quirks.
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I need some good vibes, prayers, sage, rituals, call in favors to a higher power if you must but something isn't right with our horse Pirate. The vet won't be her for a couple hours. She is doing alright, but this looks internal. I will keep you posted.
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Beau: Shaking his head and sighing at the phone.
Me: what's up?
B: I just fu**ing hate blue check journalist on Twitter. They are always wong.
ME. 😳🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😭😭😭☠☠☠
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This is what it's all about. It's not nice to call him dumb. His heart ❤ is what makes him amazing. He isn't just a good dog he is an amazing loving member of our family.
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Well I kept that mom lady up all night so now that it's quiet around here I'm going to take a nap. Being a puppy and super cute is hard work.
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Quotes of a 4 yr old at pirate themed restaurant.
To the waitress: "You have nice boobies, girl." (That one was probably my fault)
While having trouble getting her eye patch on "well s***" also probably on me.
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Daily reminder...I almost went on a Twitter rant, but then I remembered not all comments deserve a response. You're welcome. ❤
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Watching
@BeauTFC
latest video...
"Shllow graves"
"Can't get to your helicopter"
"You're not getting out"
"Anyway it's just a thought. Have a good night."
Me: say all that and tell me to have a good night, f&*k off with that. You little ray of sunshine dipped in psychotic.
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My comment section has been an eye opener! I had no idea my pictures masked were me seeking approval and validation, not highlighting something important to me, and public health. Also I'm just tired because I'm a nurse and work crazy hours. Who knew?...
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It's hard to believe now that at one point in my life I could drink until 2am get up at 5am and run 3 miles with my squadron for "mandatory fun" and go about the rest of my day. Now I'm lucky to stay up past 9pm without a nap.
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With all the chaos going on. Take a moment to enjoy the sunrise.
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So after 7 hours of work this is the beauty that is Pirate.
@BeauTFC
may really think that I did get another horse. 🤔
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I give shots, I don't like taking them, but super excited to get my microchip inserted today! Just kidding I got Superpowers like my friend Jackson!
@JanelleintheUK
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My 5 year old today. "Sometimes I wear my mask just to be cool, even if I'm not going anywhere" OH NO! THE PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE WEARING A MASK IS CAUSING HIM. WHAT EVER SHALL I DO. HE CAN'T POSSIBLY LIKE HIS MASK, AND THINK ITS COOL. 😭🤣
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I'm really starting to struggle with social media. Reading posts from people I have been friends with for years now wondering...How have we been friends? How did we serve together and have such different views? Why are these questions rising now?
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It's with a heavy heart that I inform the internet people that my sweet, big hearted Destro passed away today. We had a battle with Ca earlier this year, and we think he may have had a tumor in his brain as well. He was resting on the cool tile inside and suddenly had a seizure
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Hey party people so what does
@BeauTFC
do on a day off today. He tweeted a bit, built a ship and aircraft out of Legos, and watched goosebumps with the kids. I'm cleaning and catching up on laundry. So far on the bottom row of T-shirts I'm up to 46. Stay tuned.
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There are so many things wrong about yesterday, but what has me fuming, and internally raging🔥 causing my jaw to be tight, my heart to break, my stomach in knots is that this was an EXTREMELY clear display of white privilege that people believe doesn't exist.
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So this little guy showed up about a month ago and went the next day to get a feeder. So glad I did because now he visits several times a day. 🥰
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I know I tweeted this before, but obviously needs to be said again.
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So hypothetically if there was an all black very young German shepherd with a tiny white spot that was abandoned by her family and is coming to Florida what would you name her? Hypothetically, of course
@BeauTFC
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I have to go out into the world today for perishables and I don't want to. At the same time I need to leave this house or I may go insane. I'm not sure which is worse.
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PSA: if it's too hot for you to be out it's too hot for your animals to be out. Please make sure they have shade, and fresh water in a clean container. Would you want to drink hot dirty water? My friend is on her 8th call this week for dehydrated horses. 😞
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Lesson of the day in my house. 4-year-old spins to show her dress twirl. 6-year-old shows her how to twirl like a pirouette 8-year-old says he dances like a girl. I retort, how does a girl dance, and how is calling someone a girl a "sick burn"? He had no good response.
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How are you? Seriously, (looking you in the eyes) how are you doing? I don't care if it's negative or postitve. I genuinely want to know how you are. I want to listen, hear all about it and be here for you. I care. I can cry, laugh, or just sit with you. We need to try this more.
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I told you, we could put in a third pasture and barn just for rescue dogs and you could see this everyday. 🤣
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Adulting sucks! I keep all 5 living beings in this photo alive. Meanwhile, 3 are playing, 2 are eating, and I'm sweating, moving dirt and picking up horse $hi#.
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So far no issues with the booster. My initial vaccine was Moderna and my booster was Pfizer. My arm is a little sore at the site but that's all.
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Imagine if hospitals supplied a dorm room, 3 meals a day and small amount of pay to those wanting to become nurses and instead of class they worked in that hospital and had on the job training. Once prepared took a board and become licensed with increased pay and knowledge. 🤔
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Serious question maybe unpopular opinion, but am I the only one that thinks bikinis for toddlers are weird?
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Just to be clear the horses are not the only spoiled babies we have. His intelligence has been called into question but never his beauty.
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Why do most people talk to strangers more politely than they do to loved ones? Serious question.
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@BeauTFC
You should have tried being the one getting the bucket unsnapped. 🤣😂 don't be such a baby.
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@BeauTFC
Look I have been dealing with stuff, raising kids, fighting Rona and sh*t. I don't have time to notice your pineapples. You could have just told me or taken pics.
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@BeauTFC
I use my tiny little lady brain to think for myself, my mouth to speak for myself, I am who, and what I want to be.
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I read a quote on a small town church sign 16+ years ago that said "we want spiritual fruit not religious nuts." It's still true.
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Thank you all for the support. I can't explain the emotions and feelings of willingly losing a part of who you are to save yourself. I have felt guilt, shame, and like a failure though I know it was best for me, my family, and my patients because I wasn't the same or even close.
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I keep seeing on social media how excited people are to hopefully stop wearing masks. I think I'm actually going to miss it. I have some super cute masks. Does anyone else feel this way or am I weird?
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Well color me surprised. Shocked, shocked I say!
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Me: So when it's available for you are you cool with getting the Vaccine?
Teenager: Yeah, it's better to have it than not.
Me:... cool.
Teenager dealing with this better than 65% of the US population.
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The barn is clean and we got the fans up for summer! It's bothering me a bit that I'm neglecting the house for the barn. However, it brings me more joy and isn't that really what life is all about.
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My husband always gives me good advice like when the internet is upsetting he reminds me not every comment/post deserves a response from you. Now I'm going to apply that to real life...not every action deserves a reaction from me. Hope this helps some of you too.
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@BeauTFC
It's like the 6th sense ghosts don't know they are ghosts. Fascists don't know they are Fascists. You have to lead them to it. Let them discover it themselves.
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Um this is my yard, but he is not in the pasture and he isn't my horse.
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I love waking up to the sound of slamming kitchen cabinets and How to Train your Dragon at a volume of 20 on the tv at 0630 on a Saturday as if the 5yr old has forgotten where we keep the pop tarts and the 7 year old can no longer hear. 🙄🫖☕️☕️☕️
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So what did we learn today?
1. I take care of a lot of heartbeats.
2. No one cares if I get 1000 German shepherds, but mention that you are thinking about a horse and everyone had something to say. 🤪 🤣😂
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Neighborhood German Shepherd update. His name is Chase. He does have a family but he is pretty much permitted a lot of freedom in the country. He is vaccinated, and provided for by his owners.
@BeauTFC
he won't be adopting us, but will always be welcome.
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You know we talk about common sense not being so common. Well neither is common courtesy.
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Sweet girl is afraid of storms
@BeauTFC
loves them so he will be hanging in the barn with her for some much needed down time.
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I don't really hate a lot of things, but I truly hate the repetitive daily question of what am I going to make for dinner? Then the entire conversation that follows. I'm about to let my kids to fend for themselves. Mom out ✌ 🎤
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I was laughing because
1. You would too
2. His reaction
3. I heard it shock him, I heard the zap. You don't normally hear the shock. 🤣😂🤣 solar power works. that is all!
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So, there is no cleaning today, and instead, I'm having a slumber party with my youngest. We watched Maleficent, played barbies, ate old McDonald's and ice cream. Now we are watching Curella. It has been a wonderful beginning to the new year. 🩷
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Just a PSA you can order home test FREE at this website and they will send you 8. It seems this may be the only week to have them sent free again.
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Unpopular opinion. Give no F's
Mandate masks, a reasonable but large fine for 1st, 2nd offense, 3rd offense is jail time. Spreading COVID is not a victimless crime. A mask does not alter your body or restrict your activities. Don't say ProLife and then help murder our children.
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Teenager: Hey mom, you're a nurse, and thus all knowing. I have a question...
I'm still in shock he admitted I know stuff. Shock, shock I say. This is the same kid who told me the 1900's called about my music.
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I got 2 new horses. It's okay I put their fence in by myself. Beau will never notice.
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When you have been in the barn bored all night and need to stretch those long legs.
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So kittens are estimated to be 13 weeks old doing well appear healthy. Already treating for round worm but needed treatment for tapeworm as well. They received all their vaccines and started flea, heart worm, ear mites, and tick protection. So I guess so far so good.
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Hey so um what's going on in here? Is that, oh I was looking for those. 🤣
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