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I'm just a low tier twitch steamer looking for a platform to use for updates. Follow me on Twitch! https://t.co/XJnHAqimRZ

Nevada, USA
Joined September 2012
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7 months
Me to my husband: "Ew, I hate gross out humor and slapstick!" Also me: "Whoever smelt it, dealt it! Nah, that was the dogs... Come fight me!"
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9 months
Me normally playing #tboi "I don't give a FUCK how many times I die, I got this!" Me online "oh jeez, oh gosh, sorry, normally I play better, shucks, jeez, I'm trash aren't i? Oh dang did you want that? Shoot, jeez, oh darn"
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9 months
All right, hot take. Pb&j? Gross. Peanut butter... delicious. Jelly... delicious. Together? Vile. Horrible. An abomination that should have never existed. You just like one and tolerate the other.
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9 months
My husband and I have been together for FIFTEEN YEARS. 15 years we have known each other. And this man, THIS MAN I HAVE TRUSTED MY LIFE WITH decides to go to bed before I do? Smh... only gave me like 20 kisses... I don't even know what to think anymore...
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BeauSammy
9 months
Hey @edmundmcmillen, does this card work to untap your player card? Currently fighting my husband 🤣
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10 months
"Oh aren't you signing you kid up for soccer?" NO he is joining KARATE for when the BULLIES realize he can play MTG at the age of SIX!
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BeauSammy
11 months
Anyone else:"I am doing my best". Me:"omg get it, yes keep trying"! Also me:"I am doing my best". Still me:"wow die" 🥰
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